Two cats joke

Humpty · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:28

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Two cats are having a swimming race across the Channel, one named 'Churchill' and the other named 'un, deux, trois'. Which cat won?

That's right! Churchill, because un, deux, trois, quatre cinq.

read it out loud!

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Gilly · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:29

In fact, double

because you actually explained it too.

RandomTom · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:29

And on the 6th day, god created this joke. how embarrased he was, so he had to hide for the 7th day...groan.

Humpty · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:30

Aw, cmon Gilly, just cos you didn't get it!

Kell_ee001 · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:36

Wryel · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:45

You deserve to be banned.

And shot.

Lots.

Nate · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:46

groan....

chris_r · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:47

Least you tried!

Pebbles · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:47

I laughed!!

Im guessing thats not a good thing

pyro · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:50

Two Jews walk in a bar and buy it.

Beats your "joke"

woodsy2k · 4 Apr 2006 at 11:37

I dont know why but that really did make me laugh!

The girlfriend is giving me a wierd look :/

Phog · 4 Apr 2006 at 11:48

In a pathetic attempt to keep this thread from being taken to hell by Satan:

iSam · 4 Apr 2006 at 11:51

Get out!

SourChipmunk · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:11

Kell_ee001 said:

Oh, no.

Yas786 · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:14

RandomTom said:
And on the 6th day, god created this joke. how embarrased he was, so he had to hide for the 7th day...groan.

O' RLY???

Gilly · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:23

YA RLY

Vonhelmet · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:47

Gilly said:
YA RLY

NO WAI!

Al Vallario · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:59

vonhelmet said:
NO WAI!

LOLZ!

Red and White · 4 Apr 2006 at 13:05

cant believe you wrote

"read it out loud"

thats lame

Humpty · 4 Apr 2006 at 14:31

Wow. Glad I shared a joke with you guys today :rolleyes: