Type "why won't " into Google

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 23:03

I just read this on another board. Type "why won't " into Google and see what the top result is in the drop down predictive text menu.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 23:11

InvaderGIR said:
"Why Won't My Parakeet Eat..."

That's what I got.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 23:28

Marky said:
Quoted for Empathesis...

I killed it before it even began. I aborted my own thread.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 23:33

sanaxe1 said:
lol my top 1 is : why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

I've often wondered why there's a dead Pakistani on my couch.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 23:38

Weebull said:
Ah, so that's where I left him!

Well he's my dead Pakistani now. I've named him Simon.

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 00:01

vonhelmet said:
That's an absolutely terrible rip off of my sig.

I don't see it.

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 00:14

Yeah, I'm still not seeing it

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 01:00

For 'why'? No, I get 838,000,000 results for that.

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 12:28

Russinating said:
It's only idiots who start a Google search with "why/what/where" etc anyway.

Why?

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 14:22

gillywibble said:
Who?

What?

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 14:34

Janesy B said:
Where?

When?

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 14:41

jp_bl_68 · 13 Nov 2009 at 16:35

cmsbfent said:
Poor lady gaga. Still would though

Lady Gaga:

Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life.

I probably would too, but I'd have to see her without all the make-up and false eyelashes. Coincidently, I saw my first girl hermaphrodite on girl hermaphrodite video the other day.