Typical...

[net_slayer]

I very, very rarely ever get spots or pimples. Ive been pretty lucky through the years until today when i woke up to find 2 spots glowing nicely on my forehead. It looks as though some vampire has gone to town on my head. Now, i need to know are there any methods i can use to try to clear the damn things up quickly, or at least make them look a bit better. The reason i ask is that im meeting a very good looking girl tomorrow evening for a first date and i dont wanna be showing off my 'vamp bite' to the forhead.

Why do these things happen at the worst possible times?
Ive also been told rubbing tooth paste on and leaving it overnight helps. Ive not tried this yet lol.

Cheers.

 

[net_slayer]

Ask one of your girl mates if you can borrow her concealer

If you do I promise I won't call you gay. I cannot, however, guarantee others won't

I think she'd notice if i was wearing any kind of make up, i might aswell just hand in my man card right away and -10 man points lol.

Anyway, how much mustard are we talking here? A nice thick layer? American, Dijon, Chinese, Jamaican or Bahamian mustard? Im expecting miracles here gentlemen.

 

[net_slayer]

I managed to work some magic, the spots are clearing very nicely and there is barely any sign other than a few red dots.

The date however was a pointless execise in time wasting. She had one beer and wouldnt drink anymore as she thought i wanted to get her drunk. What the goddamn hell!? Shes nice and we got on ok but some of the things she was coming out with were most bizarre and she doesnt want to see me at all until 'maybe' next weekend. Another one for the wierdo list. I cant be bothered. I wish id just stayed in and watched a film and had a few beers alone. Now i just feel pants and wonder how many more strange folk i have to meet before i find a nice gal.

My advice to fellow forum members, never, ever let your girl mates set you up with someone. This is the second time in a row that ive been stung by this. It never works.

But thank you for the advice. I know what to do in future.