Ugly Trainer Designers

MikeTheNative · 18 Mar 2014 at 13:22

arknor said:
What I feel comfortable wearing > fashion
What I think > A third parties opinion
My fist > your face is your attempt to belittle me in front of your friends in the street based purely on what I am wearing like a judgemental ****

Somebody is getting a bit touchy.

nick.lidgett · 18 Mar 2014 at 13:23

Gilly said:
That used to be true, but unfortunately they're more chav than anything but Nike Shox these days

bloody chavs ruin everything, is nothing sacred any more?! I mean what is it with these ****ers!

jas72 · 18 Mar 2014 at 14:53

wear what you want no one really cares.

jas72 · 18 Mar 2014 at 14:58

BunnyKillBot said:
ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT.

Its about undoing the damage mass-marketed fashion shoes have done to your feet. Go on, pinch your toes together, stand on one leg and do a pistol squat. Now do the same, but spread your toes wide. Those toes are bad ass designed for balance and stability. Why do you want to shove them in a cone 'to look good'

how do you pinch your toes together?

What's a pistol squat?

jas72 · 18 Mar 2014 at 14:59

BoonMonkey said:
I wear these on a daily basis. Probably not to everyones taste but I love them.

they look very clean how do you manage to keep the sole so white?

BoonMonkey · 18 Mar 2014 at 15:22

jas72 said:
they look very clean how do you manage to keep the sole so white?

I'm a stock image using monster as I currently have my work shoes on!

Work shoes:

Excuse the crappy picture.

I know they're not smart shoes, but my work don't mind me wearing these and smart shoes hurt my feet!

nick.lidgett · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:08

BoonMonkey said:

I bet these are good for raping, silent for the approach and plenty of traction for the get away

BoonMonkey · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:15

nick.lidgett said:
I bet these are good for raping, silent for the approach and plenty of traction for the get away

I don't work as a rapist.

pooley · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:22

They do look like burglar shoes lol

nick.lidgett · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:23

pooley said:
They do look like burglar shoes lol

and because we know all burglars are rapists too, i go back to my original statement that, these shoes are ideal.

BoonMonkey · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:26

pooley said:
They do look like burglar shoes lol

nick.lidgett said:
and because we know all burglars are rapists too, i go back to my original statement that, these shoes are ideal.

I'm not a criminal. :mad:

I do have some light blue laces that came with them, will that help my cause? :confused:

nick.lidgett · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:34

BoonMonkey said:
I do have some light blue laces that came with them, will that help my cause?

No you will be easy to spot and pick out in a line up

BoonMonkey · 18 Mar 2014 at 16:36

nick.lidgett said:
No you will be easy to spot and pick out in a line up