Ultimate Valentines test!

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Ok, i've ordered a single rose for my girlfriend (of only a few months) for Valentines day. She doesnt know its coming, and there is NO 'from' name on the card, OR any indication that its from me.

I wonder if she'll tell me she got one!?

I think (to be really mean), for a while anyway, i'm going to pretend that i didnt send her one if she does say anything!

horrible, I know! :o
 
dude thats harsh no need, valentines day your meant to try be nice n all, dont risk screwing up what you have just started
 
phfffftttt, n00b tbh!!!!

You're aleast meant to send yourself 3 or 4 different sets of flowers, all under different girls' names. That way she'll appreciate you more, and see shes onto a good thing; putty in your hand all night ;) (that, or a smack across the face)
 
Also pretend to get angry demanding who shes been flirting with.

Hopefully she'll feel really guilty because of all this "emotional pain" your going through and will try to please and reassure you all night!!
 
Ahh I can see it now, Wednesday the 15th 'my girlfriend didn't ask me if I sent her a rose and now I'm worried she's cheating on me :('
 
Haly said:
Ahh I can see it now, Wednesday the 15th 'my girlfriend didn't ask me if I sent her a rose and now I'm worried she's cheating on me :('
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LOL! And this is just the place for relationship sympathy!
 
That is really horrible, but so amazing at the same time.

I suppose if I was suspecting anything, I could try this one :). Even better if you think she likes some guy and you know his name ;)

... but don't, seriously.

Phil.
 
Reverse Psychology for the win in my book. Its about trust after all. If she realises that theres no name on the card and she worried it could be from someone OTHER than me (which is possible I might add), if she tells me, then its all good, if she doesnt, then does she have something to hide!?

It will be a dilema for her to say anything to me or not........after all, 'treat 'em mean.......' and all that!

I probably WONT do the 'say its not from me thing', but i'll keep you all posted!
 
<(Multi)> said:
phfffftttt, n00b tbh!!!!

You're aleast meant to send yourself 3 or 4 different sets of flowers, all under different girls' names. That way she'll appreciate you more, and see shes onto a good thing; putty in your hand all night ;) (that, or a smack across the face)
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Thats quality! Made me giggle randomly. Ahem.
 
<(Multi)> said:
phfffftttt, n00b tbh!!!!

You're aleast meant to send yourself 3 or 4 different sets of flowers, all under different girls' names. That way she'll appreciate you more, and see shes onto a good thing; putty in your hand all night ;) (that, or a smack across the face)
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No, that's what SHE is going to do ! On top of the Flower you sent her. ;)
 
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