Uni Girlfriend or bird at home ???

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Stolly

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Stolly

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Hi,

This isn't the normal sort of thing i do but here goes.

I've been seeing this girl for 3 years, some say she's a bit self obsessed and all that, and is keeping something from me but hey ! Any port in a storm..

So recently she went to Uni in Leeds while i stayed at home here in London, and there is the problem.

See, while she's been gone i've met this other bird who is much more fun and that, and is much more open minded *nudge nudge wink wink*

How do i dump the one who is up in Leeds ?
 
Stolly said:
Hi,

This isn't the normal sort of thing i do but here goes.

I've been seeing this girl for 3 years, some say she's a bit self obsessed and all that, and is keeping something from me but hey ! Any port in a storm..

So recently she went to Uni in Leeds while i stayed at home here in London, and there is the problem.

See, while she's been gone i've met this other bird who is much more fun and that, and is much more open minded *nudge nudge wink wink*

How do i dump the one who is up in Leeds ?
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Break into the pathology lab and get a vial of a particuarly virulent strain of genital herpes. Then nail her 'for the road'. Then when she's passed out dab it on her yoohoo so when you dump her and she goes on a rebound sexathon, a few weeks later she'll be known as the Typhoid Mary of the uni campus.

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youf gf is a (l u s t - arrange them letters how you want)


Id try ***** her over as much as she has you m8. anyone deservers better than that!

;) ;) ;)
 
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