I've had an immensely frustrating experience at Formula One Autocentres recently and it still isn't over. I've now had 3 visits, with a 4th planned to resolve issues...
Ordered 4 PS5 tyres on their website and booked an appointment.
Visit 1: Took car in, guy changed front tyres but complained the rears couldn't be done because he couldn't get the nuts off. I asked him to try with a breaker bar instead of his battery powered gun and he obliged, eventually getting them off. He said that "whoever fitted these last needs their head looking at". Whilst there I noticed that the front tyres he fitted were Primacy 4 tyres, not Pilot Sport 5. This obviously displeased him but he didn't check them before fitting, so not sure what he wants me to do about it. He finishes fitting the rears and tells me to contact customer service on Monday, as they're shut over the weekend. I call them Monday, they agree to send the correct tyres out and book me a slot for Wednesday.
Visit 2: I go back on Wednesday and there is a different person there. They took the car in and said "we can't get the front wheels off, we're going to break your locking wheel nut key". "You need to drive it to another branch to see the first guy as he has a special tool to get them off if the key breaks". I drive to the other site and he immediately starts complaining about how useless the other staff are and that he didn't put them on that tight. He used a torque wrench, apparently. He then proceeded to snap my locking wheel nut key clean off inside the bolt using a breaker bar. He tells me he doesn't have the special tool to get them off so I need to come back Saturday. He'll have the tyres and the tools and he'll get it sorted. He'll also buy a new pack of locking bolts and a key from BMW for me, as he broke mine. Fair enough, he's having a bad day but wants to make it right.
Visit 3: Today I went back expecting all the to resolved only for him to tell me that he needs a special drill that a member of staff has taken home and he can't use his special tool until he's used the drill to get the small amount of locking wheel nut key that broke off inside the bolt. So I'm now booked in again for Monday, when he should have the drill. I noticed that he'd put lots of wheel weights on various areas on the inside of one of the wheels and asked him if that was normal, as I've only ever had them on the inside lip before. He said yes as he has to balance both sides of the wheel, or something. Anyway, on the drive home I go on the motorway and found that there is a noticeable vibration at 75mph that wasn't there before I had the 4 new tyres put on, so it seems at least one of the wheels isn't balanced properly. I'm sure this will make his week when I tell him.
I'll be going back Monday for him to attempt to resolve again, but to be honest, I'm tempted to immediately drive it somewhere else to get them to check everything he's done, as I have very little confidence. The whole time I was interacting with him he was moaning that he hates working there and hates tyres and can't wait to be done with everyone and go somewhere else. The language used was far more colourful than this, but this is a family friendly forum.
In the same week I had my service at a BMW specialist where I requested an oil change, brake fluid change and transmission fluid change. When I collected the car they'd forgotten to do the oil change but had done the other bits, so I had to go back to them another day to do the oil change, where it then took them over an hour to get the digital service history updated... It's not been my week.
I've been very patient but I'm getting to the end of my tether and I don't think I'll ever use Formula One again. They may be the cheapest, but I've never had such grief with tyres on any car I've owned. If they'd fitted to correct tyres to begin with...