Unwritten rules of Ocuk

ElRazur · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:31

As the title says.

Never post an image of yourself an asking for how good looking you are. It would only lead to a broadband effect

Always expect an opposition.

Expect a mondeo or reccomendation from fox 9 out of 10 times

Those are the ones that i can think of now, please feel free to add..

cleanbluesky · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:33

Can i see the picture of you in a skirt?

Oh, and bad-mouth the Daily Mail, that's a rule of OcUK

Jotun · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:33

Always try to bring mustard in to a thread wherever possible

VaderDSL · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:36

Punch every thread in the ovaries then high five it.

PinkFloyd · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:36

If in doubt kill it with fire then nuke it from orbit.

Also NEVER argue that 0.9r = 1

Dr.EM · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:38

What is this picture of ElRazur in a skirt I keep hearing about!?

Raikiri · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:39

PinkFloyd said:
Also NEVER argue that 0.9r = 1

It clearly does... and 1 sandwich is still one sandwich no matter how many times you cut it.

Dr.EM said:
What is this picture of ElRazur in a skirt I keep hearing about!?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8053201&postcount=184

I am guessing that

zetec452 · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:39

VaderDSL said:
Punch every thread in the ovaries, kill it with fire then high five it.

Corrected

blighter · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:44

Always bring in an argument connected to muslims

cleanbluesky · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:45

blighter said:
Always bring in an argument connected to muslims

You're one of them aren't you...

meghatronic · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:48

cleanbluesky said:
You're one of them aren't you...

Fantastic!

ElRazur · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:53

VIRII and Visage are enemies for life.

Make CleanBlueSky believe he owes SC

SiriusB · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:57

Post crap jokes from spam emails here ASAP.

Never use help pages, ask OcUK instead.

Angry? Rant about it here!

SiriusB

ChoÞÞer · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:59

cleanbluesky said:
You're one of them aren't you...

LOL!!!1!!!ONE

cleanbluesky · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:59

Problems with girls? Look no further!

NathanE · 22 Oct 2006 at 16:59

Another rule is to not disagree when people say a plane can still takeoff if it was on a giant treadmill.

mctiny · 22 Oct 2006 at 17:00

As a Member here you are entitled to at least one "relationship" thread - should be in the FaQ to be honest.

Always post links to little games to stop you working.

Ask us for any fashion advice but be warned of the responses

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Felix Da Housecat · 22 Oct 2006 at 17:08

You cut a sandwich in half, you end up with 2 sandwiches

Raikiri · 22 Oct 2006 at 17:09

One armed prostitutes are not a laughing matter.

Carzy · 22 Oct 2006 at 17:12

cleanbluesky said:
Can i see the picture of you in a skirt?

Oh, and bad-mouth the Daily Mail, that's a rule of OcUK

The great irony being that half the people on here seem to have views perfectly aligned with Daily Mail