I built this in 2016 and it failed to distract me from making children. I now have a nine year old son who is starting to mock me. I think the mocking may have begun some time ago, and is perhaps related to the jankbox on which I now play Smash Karts with him. I can no longer ignore my predicament. I would like something that will last for as long as possible as I can't be bothered doing this again before I am ended. I will build this myself so help me God.
Purchase Timeframe: Soon as possible. No rush. Grateful for help.
Budget: AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE SURELY IT CAN BE DONE. I was thinking of buying an old rig for about 500 quid. Will go to 700 if I must. Will probably get talked up as usual of course.
Usage: Writing documents, appearing on videos like a see you next Tuesday, playing Smash Karts (now) and pwning my son in the near future on anything else.
Preferences: Quiet as poss, case that does not look like I 420 blaze it (wooden ideal, tweed better, no flamboyant lights please).
Current Hardware: AMD FX-6300, Mobo Gigabyte 970A-DS3P, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970, 16.0GB RAM, 256GB Crucial (SSD) 111GB KINGSTON (SSD) (I have about 60GB free altogether. Need more).
Peripherals: No keyboard needed (have a k95 with the " disgusting tramp stamp " ). I have an old multi LED illuminated corsair gaming mouse which still works so no need for another one.
Special Needs/Requirements (inc Wi-Fi): Bluetooth required, wifi not essential, need USB ports for mic, keyboard, mouse, webcam and that stupid light that makes me look like an undercooked sausage. I want a 1TB or 500Gb SSD. OR DO I??? I also need windoze 11. I suppose home will do.
PS: I am of course the true professional at Smash Karts, and my son is a pathetic nub. If you are reading this and I am now dead, Ted, I lied when I said you were good. You're a scrub and a lucker.
Purchase Timeframe: Soon as possible. No rush. Grateful for help.
Budget: AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE SURELY IT CAN BE DONE. I was thinking of buying an old rig for about 500 quid. Will go to 700 if I must. Will probably get talked up as usual of course.
Usage: Writing documents, appearing on videos like a see you next Tuesday, playing Smash Karts (now) and pwning my son in the near future on anything else.
Preferences: Quiet as poss, case that does not look like I 420 blaze it (wooden ideal, tweed better, no flamboyant lights please).
Current Hardware: AMD FX-6300, Mobo Gigabyte 970A-DS3P, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970, 16.0GB RAM, 256GB Crucial (SSD) 111GB KINGSTON (SSD) (I have about 60GB free altogether. Need more).
Peripherals: No keyboard needed (have a k95 with the " disgusting tramp stamp " ). I have an old multi LED illuminated corsair gaming mouse which still works so no need for another one.
Special Needs/Requirements (inc Wi-Fi): Bluetooth required, wifi not essential, need USB ports for mic, keyboard, mouse, webcam and that stupid light that makes me look like an undercooked sausage. I want a 1TB or 500Gb SSD. OR DO I??? I also need windoze 11. I suppose home will do.
PS: I am of course the true professional at Smash Karts, and my son is a pathetic nub. If you are reading this and I am now dead, Ted, I lied when I said you were good. You're a scrub and a lucker.
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