URGENT: TIE HELP!

With diagrams ;)

[QUOTE='Casper' - on website above]In the beginning, tying ties may seem like rocket science to you. It certainly did to me.[/QUOTE]

Oh Casper, bless you.
 
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My girlfriend appreciates the extra girth...

Nah - my neck is odd. It's 'stable' at around 20" but if I do the slightest amount of weight work, my shoulders and neck go *POW!*

See.

I'm like stealth-built. I look like a normal fat man but have uber arms, shoulders and legs.

:/

*n
 
penski said:
Maybe to you but I have a 23" neck and struggle for tie length with a full one.

*n


I know what you mean. I got a 19" Neck so doing the full Windsor is a pain in the backside
 
Remember to make the wide end really, really short, and tuck the skinny end into your shirt, Grange Hill style.

Then roll up the sleeves of your jacket, Miami Vice style.

And have a mullet, Auf Wiedersehen Pet style.


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It looks like neck waving is the new willy waving.

Hmmm . . .
 
penski said:
Nah - my neck is odd. It's 'stable' at around 20" but if I do the slightest amount of weight work, my shoulders and neck go *POW!*

Nice shoulders (non ghey of course)

It they spray you orange, you could be the Thing in the Fantastic 4. :D
 
penski said:
My girlfriend appreciates the extra girth...

Nah - my neck is odd. It's 'stable' at around 20" but if I do the slightest amount of weight work, my shoulders and neck go *POW!*

See.

I'm like stealth-built. I look like a normal fat man but have uber arms, shoulders and legs.

:/

*n


if you worked out a bit you could wrestle for a living.... WWE perhaps! hmm... what could your stage name be...
 
Borris said:
Remember to make the wide end really, really short, and tuck the skinny end into your shirt, Grange Hill style.
There's some bell ends at work who do just this and they must be over 23. I just don't have the heart to tell them they look utter idiots.
 
penski said:
The Phantom Wang!

*n
from job interview to this ^^^^^
:p

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