Ask your friend whether he has taken his out of the box yet? That kills them big time. Honestly, every single broken PS3 out there was removed from its box, i sense a definite correlation.
Only if you want to be able to hear the film
/cheap shot
My recommendation is to punch your friend in the face, for being such a pleb.
You know dude, (hope you don't mind me calling you that but its your profile name).. Thinking about this in a rational way.. Your right, don't beat the woman.. Instead, go find a wall and bang your head against it repeatedly until you find yourself unconscious.
As punishment for having to create this thread in the 1st place.