Valentine's Day...come on then, what do you have planned? <3

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Contrary to my fake excitement, I am single and really not a fan of Valentine's Day.

But you know, its a Monday and I am bored so let's hear it.

I had 4 slices of toast with jam.

 

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I'll mostly be pretending today doesnt exist and probably order a takeaway and watch a film with the dog. Rock n roll!

Should help @new boy with the tip. Sounds like he has a lot to clear out.

 

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Spa break with the wife. Keep her happy, get some bonus points, spend them on forbidden west next weekend

You're the Casanova of OCUK so far.

 

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Like these?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=boot+laces&crid=3NH254OLYEALG&sprefix=boot+,aps,107&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_2_5

Should add a NSFW spoiler!