Valentines Poems

[manor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.

*already called the taxi

 

[William]

Cheers

Oh and William ROFL!

Thanks, I was working on a Gilly Valentines one but it turned into a sort of homoerotic porn poem halfway through.

The last line was:

With your huge amount of spam,
please make me a man!

 

[Aliboy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.

*already called the taxi

Another version ...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
So am I
Me too

 

[Gilly]

Thanks, I was working on a Gilly Valentines one but it turned into a sort of homoerotic porn poem halfway through.

The last line was:

With your huge amount of spam,
please make me a man!

Hmmm

 

[Beansprout]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I copied this off the net
coz I don't love you

 

[xb8browney]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I copied this off the net
coz I don't love you

rofl

 

[Nix]

Roses are gay,
Violets are poo,
I hate valentines day,
So should you.

 

[manor]

Another attempt

You've won my love, now I love you.
This heart of mine, I give to you.
So keep it safe, as I have done.
For you have two, and I have none.

 

[Frippy]

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.

Roses are cr*p,
Violets are ****,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

 

[Nix]

I'm not okay,
I'm not alright,
I'm so lonely, it's not a pretty sight.

It's here again,
just like every year,
the date's now a landmark,
which I fear.

Alone I spend,
too many days,
looking for an answer,
in so many ways.

I'm not okay,
I'm not alright,
I'm so lonely, it's not a pretty sight.

 

[Shoseki]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like the midget
From R2D2 !

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We are rubber,
You are glue,
It bounces off of us,
And sticks to you!