Virginity
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That article literally made me cry with laughter. Thankyou for that sir, made my night.
I lost mine on a 1 night stand and have only ever had 1 night stands or casual sex with previous 1 night stands since then, no relationship sex so i cant comment on whether that makes it any different.
i probably wouldnt want to sleep with a virgin, i imagine it would be boring, and then theres the thought of possible blood...no ta.
That's the best bit.
Like the best bit of shooting your muck over a girl's chest/face is throwing a loo roll at her and telling her to clean herself up.
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I think he just wanted to highlight that you are fat. Which wasn't the intention of this post, but it turned out to be it's primary effect. Sorry.
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Throwing the roll at her is a bit harsh, pointing towards it's general location while you grab your lappy to post on the forums is ok tho i think.
You don't lose your virginity until you do your other half in the wrongun' while calling them Clive and wearing a wetsuit.
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The correct etiquette is to go to the bathroom, wash your wang in the sink, pick up the toilet roll, throw it at her as you climb back into bed, fall asleep and fart.
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fat people can't hide
I'm pretty stealthy for a fat man.
They seek him here, they seek him there, they find him getting a fourth plateful from the buffet.
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Its penetration afaik
You don't need toilet roll, she can use her pillow and turn it over, you can't wipe your arse with a pillow, that roll needs savin'.
Oh, I don't go in for all this wipe and flush nonsense.
Drop it and forget about it.
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