Wake up call

mleanz1

mleanz1

mleanz1

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Ok so i went out drinking last night with a few friends. I got back around half 12 after being dropped off my a mate. This morning at around 7am the door bell rang and my mother answered the door. I was starting to get back off too sleep when she came in the room and said can you come down stairs. At the door was the milkman asking if id stolen his milk. On saying no he began to integrate me. He said he saw the thief running on are drive around the time i got back. When he was describing the bloke who stole his milk he said he had a pony tail. Now Ive got short hair which last night was spiked up. He also said that its been happening continuously over the last six weeks. When he told me this i said how I live at Uni and hadn't been her over the last six weeks. However he continued to question me about how i got home. Which way i walked. Who i was with. Not the nicest wake up call after a night out.
 
From the title i was guessing it turned out you had stolen the milk, and that you were now facing court charges for damages and theft. Im disappointed it was an actual wake up as opposed to "my drinking is out of control, this is such a wake up call"
 
You reckon this is the moaniest forum in the world? :p

Got to love it though!

Edit: predicts someone to moan about me saying "moaniest!" :eek:
 
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Sounds to me like there's a Humphrey about!!! (High-fives all the older members who know what I'm on about ;))
 
I'd have told him to "Do one" promptly slamming the door in his face.
I wonder how many other doors he knocked on.
 
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