Want to pick up a used Apache Longbow Helicopter on the cheap?

Gedalia_w · 21 Mar 2006 at 16:56

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....sspagename=STRK:MEWA:IT&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Bargain :eek:

Visage · 21 Mar 2006 at 16:58

I've already got a powerful chopper.

InsomniaCalls · 21 Mar 2006 at 16:58

Thats just the thing to complete my back garden.

Where do I sign?

Visage · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:02

I AM VERY MUCH WANTING YOUR APACHE HELICOPTER VERY MUCH INDEED.

i WILL DEPOSIT 22 MILLION DOLLARS US IN YOUR ACCOUNT TO PAY 15 MILLION FOR THE CHOPPER AND THE REST FOR YOUR EXPENSES THANKYOU.

THIS MONEY IS LEGIT, AS MY BROTHER HAS IT IN A SECRET BANK ACOCUNT.

PLEASE CONTACT ME SO THAT I CAN GET MY HANDS ON YOUR BIG WEAPON SOONEST.

THANKING YOU WITH GREAT FELICITATIONS

DR VISAGE.

robbiemc · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:03

Thats bonkers. Who on earth is going to buy a damaged helicopter from eBay for his buy it now price of £49 million?
:confused:

*edit* lol Dr Visage

William · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:04

Just the thing I need to make my own country. I think I will call it Huckbania and make Sic my puppet prime minister, Penski can be distributor of mustard, Gilly can control immigration to make sure homogays metros don't get in and TW Fox can be minister of transportation making sure we all get facelift mondeos to drive on our utopian roads. Huddy will be in charge of the navy and Feek can control the army. National anthem will be composed by GordyR.

I think if we all chip in a grand, we can buy that chopper, we can make our own island at least.

WillyNelson · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:06

Oh Man, I would love one of those babies. The meanest looking mofo that ever took to the skies.

Drop that on the front lawn at work and casually stroll inside

Where to find £49,000,000

Le_Petit_Lapin · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:07

Pre-owned Mission Damaged AH64A/D Longbow Apache

That always means the worst when it applies to an ebay auction. Its probably got a dead pilot still in it and one of then engines has fallen off.

Gedalia_w · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:10

Thats one hell of a cut ebay and paypal are gonna make if it sells!

What is it, like 3% final valuation fee then another 3% paypal fees? Over £2.5m!

Mr.Orb · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:12

Looks like it still flys though

Visage · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:16

Will post to United Kingdom.

Chris1712 · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:32

Wow, didnt realise you could sell Apache's on eBay, this gives me chance to get rid of a few of my spares i couldn't shift on Members Market!

Garp · 21 Mar 2006 at 17:35

Supplied in camo colours to appear discreet when parked on a civil helipad

Hmm.. its big. Very big. Oh and it looks like its in dark green camo.

Yup I can see how that'll be discreet.

Hugogo · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:11

I've sat in the english version before

. Very nice!

Oh and Garp they are huge.

Raikiri · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:14

Chris1712 said:
Wow, didnt realise you could sell Apache's on eBay, this gives me chance to get rid of a few of my spares i couldn't shift on Members Market!

This seems bloody stupid... you can't buy shurikens cos they have more than 2 points. Yet you can buy army grade weaponary Oo

Ren.182 · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:16

Chris1712 said:
Wow, didnt realise you could sell Apache's on eBay, this gives me chance to get rid of a few of my spares i couldn't shift on Members Market!

Someone put an ex battleship up on eBay once. not sure if ti sold though.

I'd love an Apache. And going to college in one of those... wow. You'd look so awesome

Stringy · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:18

Raikiri said:
This seems bloody stupid... you can't buy shurikens cos they have more than 2 points. Yet you can buy army grade weaponary Oo

You do realise that if it is in fact a civvy Apache, then it is just a very maneuverable and powerful helicopter, and not a killing machine? You wouldn't just take delivery of it on the Monday, and be doing strafing runs, raining down Hydra rockets on the M25 on the Tuesday.

Raikiri · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:20

Stringy said:
You do realise that if it is in fact a civvy Apache, then it is just a very maneuverable and powerful helicopter, and not a killing machine? You wouldn't just take delivery of it on the Monday, and be doing strafing runs, raining down Hydra rockets on the M25 on the Tuesday.

Do you realise, I wouldnt be throwing shurikens at people?

Also, you don't think 2 30+ foot blades spinning at 12,000rpm are more deadly than a shuriken?

Stringy · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:21

Raikiri said:
Do you realise, I wouldnt be throwing shurikens at people?

Also, you don't think 2 30+ foot blades spinning at 12,000rpm are more deadly than a shuriken?

Well if you bought an apache just to kill people with the rotors, then you'd be wasting a lot of money

If I had a helicopter pilots license, I'd buy one so I could do loops

Ren.182 · 21 Mar 2006 at 19:23

Raikiri said:
Do you realise, I wouldnt be throwing shurikens at people?

Also, you don't think 2 30+ foot blades spinning at 12,000rpm are more deadly than a shuriken?

Heh, i don't think many pilots would have the skill to get the rotor blades close eneough to the ground to chop people up. This isn't GTA here ^_^

Plus this will probably go to some museum or collector or whoever, they probably only ever fly it on special occasions etc.

Me... i'd fly everywhere