Warning labels.Very funny.

biron_w · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:36

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

V4NT0M · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:38

You're a stumbler aren't you.

biron_w · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:44

No,I can walk perfectly fine.

dangerstat · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:46

None where vaguely funny :/

aardvark · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:48

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

favourite so far.

tom_e · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:49

I seen a mildly amusing one the other week when we were having a bbq, on the back of the charcoal. Warning product may get extremely hot, personally if it didnt I'd take it back

Lethagized · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:56

Only in america

wez130 · 15 Aug 2009 at 14:58

warning - may contain sesame seeds, on a pack of sesame seed buns.

Antar Bolaeisk · 15 Aug 2009 at 15:10

I like the "Does not contain Kryptonite" on McCoys.

Edward78 · 15 Aug 2009 at 16:12

#

# "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

ok.

OMG, I love the chainsaw one, don't stop with hand, really? One of my teachers in high school said, they have to put warning labels on products or some idiot out there would do something common sense would have told them not to & try to sue a company.

purexxevil · 15 Aug 2009 at 16:44

That's why I'm sure some microwaves have to say it's not suitable for drying cats/dogs, because some American tried it once, and then sued the company when their pet died

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Spikey · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:00

Mate bought some Peanuts from Tesco the other day, the packet said "May Contain Nuts"...Well no **** sherlock!

dangerstat · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:03

Spikey said:
Mate bought some Peanuts from Tesco the other day, the packet said "May Contain Nuts"...Well no **** sherlock!

Hmm that would depend on what they mean by "nuts" I guess

Kennysevenfold · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:12

Well you learn something new everyday

mjones1 · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:14

purexxevil said:
That's why I'm sure some microwaves have to say it's not suitable for drying cats/dogs, because some American tried it once, and then sued the company when their pet died

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Oh my, that man is so stupid.

Paramount · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:15

The eggs at sainos say "May contain egg".

D D Danneh · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:16

I like the warning on a certain dessert: "Do not turn upside down" - printed on the bottom.

[TW]Fox · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:18

About half of them look to be perfectly reasonable ones that the author has misunderstood.

For example:

No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

Is quite obviously aimed at car drivers, a frankly reasonable request for a bus stop.

Mr.Nick · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:29

Wtf?

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

tom_e · 15 Aug 2009 at 17:30

Spikey said:
Mate bought some Peanuts from Tesco the other day, the packet said "May Contain Nuts"...Well no **** sherlock!

They actually contain legumes not nuts