Watch out: there's a cat shaver about!

[Quartz]

‘Phantom Cat Shaver’ on the loose as over 80 pets attacked

It is feared copycat shavings may be taking place by more than one person

www.telegraph.co.uk

Let me be the first to suggest that a suitable sentence would be to be put into an enclosure to shave an unsedated live adult tiger.

 

[m4rmite]

Shaved pussy, well i never.

I don't think it will catch on.

 

[gingergundog]

The only advantage to being a Sphinx cat

 

[Hotwired]

How terrible that cat owners are being emotionally inconvenienced as their cats return vandalised...

...returning from being let loose outside where they decimate the local populations of birds and animals.

Tiddles keeps bringing back dead and dying birds and rodents, how sweet. Back outside to keep doing that ay.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

The problem is that some people don’t understand that many humans consider their pets to be full members of their families and look at you funny when you tell them “If you hurt my cat, no-one will ever see you again.”

 

[throwaway4372]

Happened here a while back, i think its just something chavs do these days, god knows why.

Should be locked up ofc. This stuff escalates from animals to ppl.

 

[Peter75]

The problem is that some people don’t understand that many humans consider their pets to be full members of their families and look at you funny when you tell them “If you hurt my cat, no-one will ever see you again.”

I can tell you right now if I found someone messing with my 2 cats I would stove their ******* head in.

 

[mrk]

I can tell you right now if I found someone messing with my 2 cats I would stove their ******* head in.

Not with those tiny hands you won't Mr Beedle!

 

[Thekwango]

How terrible that cat owners are being emotionally inconvenienced as their cats return vandalised...

...returning from being let loose outside where they decimate the local populations of birds and animals.

Tiddles keeps bringing back dead and dying birds and rodents, how sweet. Back outside to keep doing that ay.

Don’t get me started, if they aren’t killing things they’re crapping their toxic crap all over my veggie patch and round the kids swings

….This stuff escalates from animals to ppl.

So they start shaving people??

 

[Thekwango]

I can tell you right now if I found someone messing with my 2 cats I would stove their ******* head in.

Bring them round my place, they’ll enjoy the Asiatic Lillies I’m planning on growing this year.

 

[Chuk_Chuk]

Happened here a while back, i think its just something chavs do these days, god knows why.

Should be locked up ofc. This stuff escalates from animals to ppl.

Nah locking them up is a waste of resources. Give them a crap haircut and shave their eyebrows off. Make them have a mandatory barber appointment once a month for a year or so to maintain the appearance.

 

[Mr Mcgoo]

Having 3 cats myself and treat them as family, this would make me sure to find out the person responsible so i can shave their heads in the same way. All the cats in my area are friendly and they love human attention so would fall victim to these people

 

[Dis86]

Not with those tiny hands you won't Mr Beedle!

Hand. Tiny hand.

Take ma strong hand!

 

[esoteric]

Should be locked up ofc. This stuff escalates from animals to ppl.

That's good to hear, I'm too lazy to shave myself.

 

[Efour]

That's good to hear, I'm too lazy to shave myself.

Free suprise hair cuts. I need it.

 

[Peter75]

Not with those tiny hands you won't Mr Beedle!

That was pretty funny, I don't have a comeback

Look either way, its animal cruelty. Can you imagine how terrified those cats are when they're being grabbed and for what, for a laugh?

 

[Dis86]

That was pretty funny, I don't have a comeback

Look either way, its animal cruelty. Can you imagine how terrified those cats are when they're being grabbed and for what, for a laugh?

To be fair that's how cats treat most animals smaller than themselves.

 

[Peter75]

To be fair that's how cats treat most animals smaller than themselves.

And that excuses the behaviour of a human being who has the mental capacity to understand what they're doing is cruel?

 

[SpellowHouse]

How terrible that cat owners are being emotionally inconvenienced as their cats return vandalised...

...returning from being let loose outside where they decimate the local populations of birds and animals.

Tiddles keeps bringing back dead and dying birds and rodents, how sweet. Back outside to keep doing that ay.

Most house cats don't hunt. They don't need to.

 

[Scam]

So they start shaving people??

Chavs walk around smashing windows for no reason, or remember happy slapping? I'm actually surprised they don't walk around with a cordless shaver attacking people "for the lols"