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Lamo

Lamo

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

All of a sudden, he said out loud, 'Lord, grant me one wish.'

The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have

tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The man said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that

kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete

and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly

things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and

glorify me.'

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could

understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they

give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I

can make a woman truly happy.' ................


The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
 
Coats already on so.........

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the London newspapers read: 'English archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.'

One week later, 'The Western Mail,' a Valleys Welsh newspaper, reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 meters in a peat bog near Tonypandy, Dai Digger Davies, a self taught archaeologist and eminent worrier of sheep, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Taffy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Wales had already gone wireless
 
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