Wednesday Joke

SlyReaper · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:44

The other day I built an entire automatic herb garden using matchsticks, glue, rubber tubing, a water pump, etc. It even auto harvests.

After all that though I must admit, I have way too much Thyme on my hands.

sanaxe1 · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:45

*shoots self*

Cosimo · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:46

sanaxe1 said:
*shoots self*

Shoot me and the OP while you're at it.

steve-h · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:47

Well it just about beats the joke about hairetige... just.

topgun06 · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:48

Oh dear god

mlbtheshow · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:57

Ive a good joke, topgun should like this one:

Nigel Clough.

Pate · 9 Mar 2011 at 19:58

Oh Lord.

Swordfish · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:00

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said.... 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

sorry !

topgun06 · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:03

mlbtheshow said:
Ive a good joke, topgun should like this one:

Nigel Clough.

Haha! If I couldn't still laugh at it, id be permanently on suicide watch by now.

Pestilence · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:09

Today's emotion: Disgust.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:17

This is what being dead must feel like.

BenjiSayers · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:30

Haha I actually laughed at the OP. I'm going to hell aren't I

fiveub · 9 Mar 2011 at 20:30

What noise does a Bee make when flying backwards?

!!!ZZUB

Greebo · 9 Mar 2011 at 21:36

I got the wife a memory stick for her birthday last year. It's brilliant. She hasn't forgot to make my tea or get my beer since the first beating!

vicisthebest · 9 Mar 2011 at 21:37

OP - I smiled.

Swordfish · 9 Mar 2011 at 21:43

Greebo said:
I got the wife a memory stick for her birthday last year. It's brillianr. She hasn't forgot to make my tea or get my beer since the first beating!

LOLZ

Grandmaster Fap! · 9 Mar 2011 at 21:52

Jokes in this thread were so bad they gave me bad aids

RJC · 9 Mar 2011 at 21:55

Oh dear, made me smile though !!

skippy2421 · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:00

Greebo said:
I got the wife a memory stick for her birthday last year. It's brilliant. She hasn't forgot to make my tea or get my beer since the first beating!

We lol'd

nas · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:03

SlyReaper said:
The other day I built an entire automatic herb garden using matchsticks, glue, rubber tubing, a water pump, etc. It even auto harvests.

After all that though I must admit, I have way too much Thyme on my hands.