Weirdest chat ever

Soldato
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Mine is this:


Has to have happened while gaming btw

Guest Player118: hey im Alyssa and im 13 plz dont kill me im new i just started today idk what im doing help how do i play
Guest Player798: anuraj r u gay cause i need a boyfreind
anuraj: no
Guest Player798: o k
Guest Player118: whos gay??
Guest Player798: want to get some action maybe i can turn u
anuraj: guest player 789
anuraj: no
Guest Player118: okay well im Alyssa im 13 im not gay
Guest Player798: k tbh im doing im doing stuff thinking about guys so just remeber that
Guest Player118: im single tho
Katham91: damn too hard
Guest Player118: guest player798 are you a boy or girl
Guest Player798: thats what my last boyfreind sayd lol jks
Guest Player798: boy
Guest Player118: oh i a girl and im not gay
What's yours
 
This thread, coming from the person that messaged me on Steam at 7am (while I was trying to get ready for work) to ask me questions about anti-aliasing?
 
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Hope they aint in the Fifa 12 1v1 league .... :p



Nah its from a game called shellshock live

This is the rest of it
Guest Player118: hey im Alyssa and im 13 plz dont kill me im new i just started today idk what im doing help how do i play
Guest Player798: anuraj r u gay cause i need a boyfreind
anuraj: no
Guest Player798: o k
Guest Player118: whos gay??
Guest Player798: want to get some action maybe i can turn u
anuraj: guest player 789
anuraj: no
Guest Player118: okay well im Alyssa im 13 im not gay
Guest Player798: k tbh im doing im doing stuff thinking about guys so just remeber that
Guest Player118: im single tho
Katham91: damn too hard
Guest Player118: guest player798 are you a boy or girl
Guest Player798: thats what my last boyfreind sayd lol jks
Guest Player798: boy
Guest Player118: oh i a girl and im not gay
Guest Player118: im 13
anuraj: close shot
anuraj: 118 you a girl?
Guest Player118: i recently got dumped by a guy and he still likes me and i like him but hes in school right now and imma girl
anuraj: k
Guest Player118: why do you ask anuraj?
anuraj: just for the hell of it
Guest Player118: **** i suck at this game'
anuraj: chill ur still new
Guest Player118: okay
Guest Player118: does anybody here have an iphone, ipod touch, or an ipad?
Guest Player798: yh i do
anuraj: nah I hate apple
Guest Player118: guest player798 do you have bakery story or restaurant story?
Guest Player118: fludge i suck at this
anuraj: nah ur quite good since its oyur first try
Guest Player798: no sorry
Guest Player118: okay thanks thats ok they date on there and some people are gay
Guest Player798: cool il download it
Guest Player118: ya my bakery name on bakery story is morning chaos im level 31 i think my storm8 id is tattooangle
Guest Player118: fffllluuudddgggeee
Guest Player118: i love cheesecake
Guest Player798: i dont have enough spays on ipod
Guest Player118: okay
Guest Player118: DIRTY BIT ROX!!!!!!!!
Guest Player118: cleverbot trackts you down its a website online
Katham91: ns
Guest Player118: and running and runnin and runnin and runnin
anuraj: defo
Guest Player118: what
Guest Player798: what a random amazing shot
Guest Player118: lets get it started in here by the bep
anuraj: soz team
Katham91: you good
anuraj: thanks
Guest Player118: lets make a team called Alyssa sucks at this game!!!!!!!!!
anuraj: nearly
Guest Player118: my team always looses when i play:( i suck THAT bad
anuraj: nah u just need some practice
Guest Player118: my mom just called thats the first time iv talked to her in a month
Guest Player798: coooooooooool
anuraj: ****
Katham91: its not that you suck...its just my weps are designed to bury you in a hole. random weps ;/
anuraj: sorrt
Guest Player118: what
Guest Player118: thanks that RLLY helped
Guest Player118: my dad has custody of me
Guest Player118: my parents are divorced and me and my dad live in florida and my mom lives in washington
anuraj: america sucks england rules :p
Guest Player798: back in a sec
Guest Player118: im moving to australia my dads getting a job the time is gonna be so hard to change
Guest Player798: just going for happy time
Guest Player798: **** basically
Guest Player118: burn this ****er down.... srry listening to funhouse by pink
Guest Player118: evil clowns time to start the countdown imma burn it down down 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, FUN!
Guest Player118: if you cant handel me at my most you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best...
anuraj: what are you on about?
Guest Player118: were going on vacation to australia for work crap my dad does so ill be at the beaches when america is sleeping maybe hahaa
Guest Player118: idk im board OKAY??
Guest Player118:
Guest Player118: gtg srry byeee
Guest Player118: jk do you believe in mermaids
Katham91: no
Katham91: do you believe in unicorns?
Guest Player118: no and who believes in mermaids
 
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