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fiveub · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:11

Morphy Richards said:
lol up to 1.8 k profile views from 1.6 earlier today

at this rate i'll be overtaking 5ub in just a few short months

NEVER!

Tefal · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:13

5UB said:
NEVER!

1.95

MooMoo444 · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:18

Everytime you refresh the page on your profile, it goes up by 1. I think 5UB has been cheating!

Vonhelmet · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:22

Forde said:
He went the way of Sir Gary of Glitter . Or so I heard...

The conductor on the train this morning looked like Gary Glitter. True story.

fiveub · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:23

MooMoo444 said:
Everytime you refresh the page on your profile, it goes up by 1. I think 5UB has been cheating!

Doesn't for me, I think it needs unique hits!

I just think I have 23,038 stalkers.

Tefal · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:23

Vonhelmet said:
The conductor on the train this morning looked like Gary Glitter. True story.

he touched your special place didn't he?

Antar Bolaeisk · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:26

Does this mean you won't be making me any more toast for my breakfast in bed on Sunday mornings

Frenzy · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:28

i like it

Admiral Huddy · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:28

Vonhelmet said:
The conductor on the train this morning looked like Gary Glitter. True story.

Did he ask you to join his gang?

Edrof · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:29

Vonhelmet said:
The conductor on the train this morning looked like Gary Glitter. True story.

From his hey day, of from his court day?

Shayper · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:32

To be fair, the new name does sound a lot more like what a detective would have

Duke · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:33

New sig for you -

Wizzfizz · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:33

Detective Morphy Richards

Detective Russell Hobbs

The second one goes better!

Vonhelmet · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:34

Morphy Richards said:
he touched your special place didn't he?

The train was crowded! He said he didn't mean to touch me there but the train had just gone over a bump and he couldn't help it!

antijoke · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:36

So what caused this change?

Tefal · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:36

Vonhelmet said:
The train was crowded! He said he didn't mean to touch me there but the train had just gone over a bump and he couldn't help it!

If he invites you round to help him with his taxes run, von run!

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:38

Morphy Richards said:
I dunno i think he fled to Spain

Lies, damned lies, and toasters.

Tefal · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:40

Well he couldn't go to Portugal not after what happened in 2007

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:43

Morphy Richards said:
Well he couldn't go to Portugal not after what happened in 2007

At least he's safe in Wales for the time being.

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2011 at 13:48

Forde said:
He went the way of Sir Gary of Glitter . Or so I heard...

Put out to pasture in a field with all the sheep he made friends with is what they said in the pub at lunchtime. Ewe know how these rumours spread.