Well it is Thursday

[Cosimo]

In a train carraige one day were two small boys and a middle aged woman reading a book. The two small boys were having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.

"Its spelt ' W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B '"

"No its not. It's spelt ' W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B'"

The lady leans over and says "Excuse me, but I think you'll find its spelt 'W-O-M-B'"

First little boy replies " Nah, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart underwater !"

 

[platypus]

The title is factually correct.

 

[Phate]

FAIL

 

[MookJong]

ERROR: HUMOUR MALFUNCTION DETECTED

 

[Captain Kirk]

Boooo

 

[Dreadi]

lame

 

[wordy]

I smiled, only slighty though.

 

[Jingo...]

haha "womb"

 

[neil3k]

eugh terrible.

*edit why were two young boys on a train on their own ?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Pass me the Banometer.tm

*Recieves Banometer.tm and takes reading*

Christ the Banometer.tm has gone off the scale!!!!

 

[Mootang]

thousands of starving people around the world and this guy has to be healthy and posting on this forum

 

[platypus]

thousands of starving people around the world and this guy has to be healthy and posting on this forum

One of the best replies I've seen in a while .

 

[MarcLister]

thousands of starving people around the world and this guy has to be healthy and posting on this forum

Haha! Brilliant!

 

[Lysander]

 

[Moredhel]

teehee, made me giggle.

 

[Spend_day]

thousands of starving people around the world and this guy has to be healthy and posting on this forum

made me smile,

the joke made me despair

 

[Stinky]

think i've missed something here.

wait... let me try again..

 

[Sonea Fifer]

May i participate?



****NEWSFLASH****


A brand new map of the planet has been drawn up by cartographers.

It's still placed the North Pole at the top of the world.

And the South Pole at the bottom of the world.

Unfortunately every other ******* Pole is in Britain

 

[Lamo]

haha "womb"

Made me laugh more than the joke

 

[RandomTom]

A brand new map of the planet has been drawn up by cartographers.

It's still placed the North Pole at the top of the world.

And the South Pole at the bottom of the world.

Unfortunately every other ******* Pole is in Britain

Haha, quality.

I don't get the original joke though.