What a complete wally

[Jonny69]

Blokey on my team at work sits opposite me and I get the coffees in every now and then. Since I've worked here I've always put sugar in his coffee. Today the new girl got the coffees in and asked if he wants sugar and he said no thanks.

I said 'huh but I always put sugar in your coffee' to which he said 'but I'm too polite to tell you otherwise' in case I got offended, so I've been putting sugar in his drinks for over a year and he never said a word.

How odd is that?

 

[Jonny69]

"WHAT THE **** MATE GET YOUR OWN COFFEE NEXT TIME THEN".

OH YEAH? *starts smashing place up in temper*

Too much fat/salt in diet causing peronality problems tbh

Are you the works bully

I'm only about 9 stone, who am I going to bully?

Weirdo.
Have to wonder what his Missus makes him do he don't like though a

I thought that but you can't post things like that on a family forum like this.

bit odd when he was happy to tell her but not you.....are you a scary man? large and looming? bad haircut and bolt gun in the boot of the car?

Small haircut, not much hair left.

And now the fun begins.

He's obviously unable to stand up for himself so it's time to see what you can away with and how far you can push him before he snaps.

Excellent, the plan is laid. Keep an eye on my blog I think!

 

[Jonny69]

He clearly fancies you and didn't want it to upset you. Obviously there is no attraction when it comes to females so he just told her straight

Don't make me jook you up wit ma blade, ****

 

[Jonny69]

Shouldn't you have said "How do you like it?" when you first offered him a drink? THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT WOULD YOU?!!?!?

Right, I swear when we had the vending machine the number he asked for was the option with sugar in it and the new girl thought so too. I wouldn't go dumping sugar in drinks because I know what people are like who don't take sugar

 

[Jonny69]

You can't not mind having sugar in tea and coffee, that's like saying you don't mind Marmite