WOW !! Only In Stratford-upon-Avon!!! Went to Tesco's petrol station to get a few munchies. When I walked up I noticed two coppers watching a woman smoking a cigarette, while filling up. I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the coppers right there aswell". I went in & got my snacks. As I was paying I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!! I went outside to help & the coppers had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee!! Then, they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car. I was thinking "she shouldn't have been smoking & pumping petrol!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The coppers looked me dead in the eye & said "WAVING A FIREARM AROUND!"
What a day I've had today...
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Set OP on fire.
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I'm not sure I have that much self control - keep hovering over the ban button.
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Name checks out.
Come at me bro
Done
Although I don't actually know how to un-ban with this new forum SW so it will have to run its course
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Two Latvian look at sun. Is not sun, but nuclear reactor meltdown. Latvian happy because maybe now warm enough to plant potato.
Seemingly so mate, guess the joke is actually on him