What a pleasant surprise...

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As i'm sure many others have been, i've been eagerly awaiting Jennifers Body, mainly just because I fancy the pants off Megan Fox and have no really faith in her acting ability, more on her ability to keep me hooked on her body and looks for 2 hours :D

Was just reading this review however and it seems as though this film isn't all that bad...

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/15104/toronto-review-jennifer-s-body-

A few excerpts...

"In a performance that can only be described as spectacular, Megan Fox proves how much more of an actress she is"

"Jennifer’s Body" could easily have turned into a film that borders on adolescent stupidity, but with a script by Diablo Cody that bristles with wit and sharp characters, and director Kusama at the helm, the result is a fresh, wonderfully audacious, incredibly sexy and quite brilliantly funny film that succeeds on more levels than meets the eye."

"Megan Fox is no slouch either, clearly having fun devouring this role with all the sublime relish at her disposal. But the combination of a gifted writer and a director absent too long, make Jennifer’s Body sublime, fun, exhilarating entertainment that will make distributor Fox a fortune at the box office, which this terrific film so richly deserves.
 
Ah yes, I've heard of this. It's the movie where Megan Fox pretends to have breasts.

Unconvincingly, I might add.
 
Evangelion said:
Ah yes, I've heard of this. It's the movie where Megan Fox pretends to have breasts.

Unconvincingly, I might add.
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Breasts or not, she's still stunningly attractive :D

I also love the one line in the trailer...

"It smells like thai food in here, have you guys been *******" ;)
 
The internet exists for a reason, so people like you (us) can look at these people in the privacy of our own home without having to sit through utter crap like her thinking she can act!
 
Evangelion said:
She's not stunningly attractive; she's too skinny and she has no breasts.
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Just right imo and has enough breasts for me, you don't want her, i'll have her ;)

Evangelion said:
The cinemas will be stuffed with spotty teenagers hunched over their laps and gasping rhythmically in the dark. It's the closest they'll ever get to sex.
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No doubt, but i'll be among them with my girlfriend who also has the major hots for her...i'm not complaining as my missus will walk out horny as hell and it'll be a good night for me, lol!
 
SixTwoSix said:
Just right imo and has enough breasts for me, you don't want her, i'll have her ;)
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She's all yours!

No doubt, but i'll be among them with my girlfriend who also has the major hots for her...i'm not complaining as my missus will walk out horny as hell and it'll be a good night for me, lol!
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Fenris said:
The internet exists for a reason, so people like you (us) can look at these people in the privacy of our own home without having to sit through utter crap like her thinking she can act!
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but she isnt that good looking and she doesnt have a great body either.
you also wont get to see it naked in any great detail.


now at the other end of the scale you could watch a film with a pornstar in it who is 10/10 perfect and get to see every milimetre of her body in HD.

i know which i would rather watch if i just wanted to look at a woman who cant act
 
arknor said:
now at the other end of the scale you could watch a film with a pornstar in it who is 10/10 perfect and get to see every milimetre of her body in HD.

i know which i would rather watch if i just wanted to look at a woman who cant act
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Show me one 10/10 pornstar ;)

In regards to the acting, the original review said she had some acting credibility in this movie, Dark Horizons reviews are normally bang on.

EDIT: I would actually watch this film without Megan Fox, as someone pointed out, very similar to Teeth, although doubt it will really be as good.
 
SixTwoSix said:
Show me one 10/10 pornstar ;)

In regards to the acting, the original review said she had some acting credibility in this movie, Dark Horizons reviews are normally bang on.

EDIT: I would actually watch this film without Megan Fox, as someone pointed out, very similar to Teeth, although doubt it will really be as good.
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i could you show you a few but not on this family friendly forum :p
 
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