I only have a couple, but I do them to uphold justice 
1) Never ever ever give way or do anything nice for a white van.
2) Never ever let a car out of a junction if its already stuck its nose half way into my lane.
3) Whenever I spot lane jumpers and I get one along side me, I always match its speed whether faster or slower so it can't get infront of me or drop in behind me.
4) Drive bang on the speed limit, close to the middle of the road and brake hard whenever there's a boy-racer up my rear end (oo-er !!)
1) Never ever ever give way or do anything nice for a white van.
2) Never ever let a car out of a junction if its already stuck its nose half way into my lane.
3) Whenever I spot lane jumpers and I get one along side me, I always match its speed whether faster or slower so it can't get infront of me or drop in behind me.
4) Drive bang on the speed limit, close to the middle of the road and brake hard whenever there's a boy-racer up my rear end (oo-er !!)
