For 'Sporty' and 'Not a nightmare'? Fail.
I would say it's reasonable sporty for such a barge
Acceleration feels 'reasonable'
when you put your foot down.. I wouldn't say it's great at cornering.. But for road use and going round roundabouts the cornering feels amazing for such a large vehicle 
I can imagine it gets expensive to maintain if you have no mechanical knowledge, but if you can do most basic things yourself like brake pads then you will be fine.. maybe

That advert wins, purely because LOOK AT THE PHOTOS! What a stunning, totally fitting location!
I know

[TW]Fox;11978096 said:It's an XJR?!
yah or you could get the xk8

