What do children call their front bottom?

[Guru]

First things first.... keep it clean in here please!!....

Odd thread I know but...

This morning my daughter told me she has two bottoms a front one and a back one.

It suddenly occurred to me that I haven't thought what we should teach her to call it.

My Mrs reckons "Tuppence", which I think it a little weird but I don't know why. Is this an accepted term?

I don't want my daughters going into the pre-school etc saying something inappropriate and wondered what other people refer to this as?

Also... why tuppence?? I've always thought of that as 2p

Thanks,

G

 

[BubbySoup]

Foo

 

[sports_brah]

wee wee?

 

[ConTRo13R]

floof

 

[Edrof]

Well I call your Mrs' lady-garden 'Tuppence' too, so why not?

 

[AJK]

Do you not know what it's called? Cause it has a name...

 

[The IPB]

The wife refers to my daughters as her foofoo, or foof.

My niece refers to it as her mini.

Call it whatever you want!

 

[bartledvd]

We had similar issue with our daughter but the misses family refers to it as her flower so that's what as stuck for us.

Now she is 11 and instead i am the child with my fingers in my ears while the other half telling me need to go bra shopping for her

 

[Schlong&Stable]

Do like most fathers: look awkward and just say 'speak to your mother'.

 

[Haggisman]

Clunge...

Serious answer - I'd go with sports_brah - "wee wee" seems the most... hrm... innocent

 

[cHk4]

Think I used to call it a "doof-e"

 

[UncleRuckus]

I don't think I'd associate the name with a form of currency!

 

[dirtychinchilla]

Vagina!

 

[gillywibble]

What an odd thread. 'Mini' was always the accepted term in my family.

 

[PiKe]

V jay jay.

 

[bertybenno]

My daughter's 5 we use Tuppence to as do the rest of the family with the other girls

 

[Vidar]

I'm a second for "Flower" seems the most innocent to me....

 

[wnb]

My wife call it 'tiddy' or 'floo' not really heard it being called anything else other than front bottom.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Fanny - it's the reason they had to rename that particular character in the The Enchanted Wood Stories.

 

[PiKe]

I'm a second for "Flower" seems the most innocent to me....

"If you keep calling it that, they won't want it."