What do you do when off camera on a boring Teams call?

[Participant]

I went to the loo yesterday whilst on a Teams call with my Bluetooth ear mic on so I could still speak, but camera off. The buggers went for two hours without thinking people might need a break.

Someone said 'errr, I think someone needs to go on mute'. I had no idea that the earphone mic would pick up wee-wee noises!

Awkward.

I also may or may not do other things that I'm not sure I should admit.

 

[Participant]

Wtf

It’s a microphone

Yes that much is clear. I wrongly thought it was designed to pick up near field noises only. Mea culpa.