What does one wear to a swing club?

Deadbeat · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:33

Note: Swing Club, not Swinger's Club.

Just noticed on my horde of events that a friend's birthday is tomorrow and she's heading out to Guy's in London Bridge for The Cat's Meow. Got me my ticket, but no idea what I'm supposed to wear.

Keep in mind that I dance like an epileptic on ketamine.

jmc007 · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:34

First to admit OP meant a swingers club.

britboy4321 · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:35

A suit, with a (coloured) hanky out of the top pocket, and a hat like this

Shayper · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:36

Title had me excited.

OP, YOU DISAPPOINT. Although I suspect this will become one of the most clicked links in GD

Hastarius · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:37

britboy4321 said:
A suit, with a (coloured) hanky out of the top pocket, and a hat like this

I imagine this but I would recommend turning up starkers apart from the hat and doing the helicopter with a flaccid pecker like a BOSSSSS

LOAM · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:41

Sock suspenders, a girdle and a condom.

wakayoda · 15 Jul 2011 at 23:53

Anything that is scene as ****, oh and keep telling people that own band is so underground - that even you haven't heard of it.

Kutter · 16 Jul 2011 at 00:10

I was expecting the op to be getting ready for some pasty smashing.

IceBus · 16 Jul 2011 at 00:46

Get yourself to GAP.

Cyclone · 16 Jul 2011 at 02:20

disappointed

MikeHunt79 · 16 Jul 2011 at 02:36

Chainmail

Philtor · 16 Jul 2011 at 03:51

Gimp Mask?

Cosimo · 16 Jul 2011 at 07:42

LOAM said:
Sock suspenders, a girdle and a condom.

You don't need all those to swing.

Putty · 16 Jul 2011 at 07:50

Zoot suit and wing tips!

Deadbeat · 16 Jul 2011 at 07:52

Thanks for the... tips. I'm sure I can cobble something together.

semi-pro waster · 16 Jul 2011 at 07:54

If Sara is still around she'd be a good person to ask as I believe she's quite fond of this form of dance.

Jono · 16 Jul 2011 at 08:17

Dance like this:

Locky · 16 Jul 2011 at 08:19

Gimp mask tbh

crap thought you meant swingers

Jono · 16 Jul 2011 at 08:32

Actually... do this one, the original from about 2:40

BringTheRain · 16 Jul 2011 at 09:22

Just black trousers, shiny shoes on the sole, LOUD nazi shirt

. Or just a normal oversized shirt. So you can dance freely

Mum and dad go two or three times a week.