WHAT!!!!!!????? Flat Earth Society (Crap title edited)

The full moon is rising over dark water
And the fools below are picking up sticks
And the man in the gallows lies permanently
Waiting for the doctors to come back and tend to him,

The flat earth society is meeting here today,
Singing happy little lies
And the bright ship humana is sent far away
With grave determination....
And no destination, lie, lie, lie

Yeah, nothing feels better than a spray of clean water
And the whistling wind on a calm summer night,
But you’d better believe that down in their quarters
The men are holding in for their dear lives,
The flat earth society is somewhere far away,
With their candlesticks and compasses
And the bright ship humana is well on it’s way
With grave determination..... and no destination.
 
Some Nutjob said:
A second critical piece to the Efimovich model is that the Earth is not the center of the solar system either. It is, according to "round Earth" theory, orbiting the sun at a radius of around five-hundred million kilometers. Were this the case, the Earth would be an accelerated object in circular motion around its sun. And thereby are the problems introduced. The Earth accelerating in circular motion would behave no differently than would a car taking a corner: loose objects (humans and animals would act like loose change or a cup of coffee on the dashboard) would slide around, or be thrown off completely. There would be an apparent centrifugal force on everything. During the day, when things would be facing the sun and therefore on the inside of the "orbit", buildings would be crushed and humans beings squashed like grasshoppers in a centrifuge. And at night, when everything would be at the outside, trees and buildings would be ripped from the ground and flung into outer space, and humans wouldn't stand a chance. Obviously, there is a flaw in Efimovich's "orbit" theory.

Someone point this man towards gravitational theory, please!
 
Roalith said:
Someone point this man towards gravitational theory, please!

How do you know that the earth isnt flat, and that gravitational theory is an illusion created by an omnipotent being?
 
Steameh said:
Because you fly into space and see a big round blue and green ball.
ahhh but it could all be faked it have u every been to space lol

nah to me it seems some people seriously have too much time on there hands lol


Tru said:
Almost as weird as mourning a flavour of crisps.

come on nik nacs rock it'll be a shame if walkers get hold of em cause ill bet they'll change them.
 
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