What have you broken?

My left little finger.

My terrible parents didn't notice and now I can't straighten it properly.

So yes I had what you might call a rough up bringing.
 
I broke my nose, a couple of ribs and Tibia (shin) in a car smash. The ribs were without doubt the most uncomfortable thing ever, took weeks before I could move about without pain.

Broke a couple of fingers playing cricket. They healed crooked and still give me jip in the cold weather.
 
Broken nose, fractured eye socket and broken cheek bone.
All because a guy to exception to me kissing my girlfriend.

Fractured my toes multiple times at a previous job due to heavy trolleys and crates and no steel toe caps.

smashed my right knee cap, broke my right arm an dislocated my shoulder when a idiot descided to ram me off my bike when i was 12
 
Snapped ligaments in left ankle on a trampoline.

Broke left wrist and 3 ribs falling off my bike into a small river.
 
Far too many hearts.


That and a shattered and displaced patella (car crash) & a collar bone wrenched away from my shoulder (motorbike accident). Neither of which were my fault I hasten to add.

Hmm, fratured ankle (a new years eve dancing on ice) and a fractured wrist (sliding down, and off a banister, wheee).
 
My own soul, and I break it 1mm by 1mm everytime I use public transport. I need to kill a dragon so that i can absorb it's soul, then I would FusRohDah them suckers.
 
Last year I broke my collar bone and a rib when I was riding my bike to work. A car turned across my lane, and I slammed in to it.

All back to normal now, and haven't had any issues with it.
 
Nose - car accident
Jaw - car accident
Left arm - fell out of a tree
Left wrist - snowboarding
Right wrist - fell off a hay bale
Right elbow - snowboarding
Right shoulder - being thrown down some stairs
Collarbone- being thrown down some stairs
3 ribs - car accident
Left ankle - snowboarding
Both big toes - separate drunk accidents

:eek:
 
I elbow-dropped my little sister and broke her wrist... 2 days before her common entrance exams into secondary education. She failed all her exams. I was such a douchebag!
 
In my thirties now and have never broken a bone, long may it continue.

Hopefully I have not jinxed myself after typing that!
 
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