What have you broken?

Broken my thumb

Fractured my right knee

Dislocated my left knee 7x ( touch wood wont happen any more due to knee op)

Dislocated right knee 8x
 
Right radius/ulna - now plated - mountain biking.
Dislocated ribs - muay thai.
Broken nose - muay thai.
Cracked right ankle - fell off a tor climbing.
Currently badly sprained left ankle - running.
 
Various fingers/toes from misc things.
Broke my collarbone badly enough for them to plate it a couple of years back (mountain biking).

Then I slammed myself into a tree (mountain biking again) and almost did the other one and my neck. After a 20mph ambulance ride to the hospital it turned out nothing was broken and they sent me away in a hurry because some firemen had somehow managed to roll their fire engine at a junction.
 
Nose - 3 times, different reasons
Collarbone - car door opened as I passed on my road bike
Wrist (both bones) - jumped down a large embankment landed sat on my wrist
Big toe - slipped dow 3 step of my staircase and kicked end of lounge door
Second toe (same foot) - kicked stepladders left out on landing in the dark (think this was a assassination attempt by the wife, can't prove it though) :)
 
I took a cricket bat to the nose as a child... My Fault

And I also broke my leg as a child...My Fault

Nothing in my teen or adult years, thankfully *touches wood*
 
Nose - rugby.
Shoulder (dislocation) - rugby.
Ribs x 3 - rugby.
Fingers x 7 - basketball & rugby.
Knuckles x 2 - rugby.
Foot (metatarsals) - falling off a ledge.
 
I've broken toes,
Rupered ligament in my finger - had to learn to play the guitar slightly differently :/
my ankle playing football (outside fracture).
I've ruptered my ACL in my right knee - football again.
Torn and had removed the cartlidge from both knees.
Rib

All of the above other than the toes cause me grief to this day! Still doesn't stop me playing football though! :D
 
Rugby sounds like a nice sport :D

Mainly my fault, I used to go for it somewhat and had very little regard for my own health! :D

Couple of times they were genuine accidents and just unlucky as to how it happened. :)

Falling of a ledge.... How alpha of you xD

Also, wasn't aware the French could play Rugby ;)


kd

Yeah, fell off a ledge mountain biking, the bike continued to plummet over 1000 ft (never did find it), fortunately I landed on an outcrop - otherwise I reckon I might have broken a couple more things ;) :D

Can't really say much for England's team either ;)
 
Yeah, fell off a ledge mountain biking, the bike continued to plummet over 1000 ft (never did find it), fortunately I landed on an outcrop - otherwise I reckon I might have broken a couple more things ;) :D

Can't really say much for England's team either ;)

Oh, I thought you'd literally like stumbled off a low wall or something xD

And, I was born in Scotland, so can choose which to support... And they just got unlucky in the World Cup!

kd
 
Broken some ribs quad biking, fractured my knee crashing my BMX bike as a kid. Broken my wrist running into a wall. Broken my hand twice against someone's face. Broken my foot twice on separate holidays drunk and crashing a motorbike. Broken both big toes on each foot just by accident.

I have a lump in my hand from where the bone healed funny. It gave me grief for about one yr, but other than that, I'd never know on any other break. BUT I do live in a warm all yr round climate.

I guess none of the above is too bad, considering I've been riding motorbikes for over 24yrs. With many of those younger yrs, riding like a loon. Plus being involved in way too many scraps to ever remember. Oh and I ride my mountain bike 10miles 5 days a week. All of which does typically lead to a broken bone here or there, when things go wrong.
 
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