Right, let's have a proper discussion about this then.
This stems from the 328i thread where I personally can't believe that people are describing a 8 second to 60 car as "Fast". To me the thought of 8 seconds to 60 being thought of as fast is utterly ridiculous but it would seem from the reactions in that thread perhaps the comment is not as crazy as I initially thought?
Yes, I know 0-60 times are mostly meaningless but unfortunately they are just about the only universally comparable measure of acceleration available .
My gripe is that my first car, a mildly fettled 205 XS isn't miles away from the 8 second mark in it's spirit to 60 (8.4Sec was clocked with one of those G-Meter thingys). I certainly wouldn't dream of labelling something that wouldn't have pulled a noticeable lead on a spotty teenager in a 1.4l hatchback as a quick car, let alone something fast.
Then again, the last car that has made me think "This is fast" was a 621BHP Continental GT Supersports, so perhaps it's me who has the warped sense of speed?
Another question, should fast be considered on a sliding scale due to factors such as age? Again my thoughts as a "No". A car is either fast or it isn't. It could be "Quick for what it is", but to me that is completely different from a car being a quite simply "fast", and even then I wouldn't say that a near top of the range converitable with a 8sec 0-60 time was particularly "quick for what it is", but that's (seemingly) just me.
So, what is "Fast" to you? A Zero to sixty time within X amount of seconds? An impressive top speed? Absolutely relentless acceleration? Something that is just a little bit quicker than your average family car? Or do you subscribe to the "Screw all of this straight line willy waving, it's the corners and only the corners where it counts" mode of thought?
This stems from the 328i thread where I personally can't believe that people are describing a 8 second to 60 car as "Fast". To me the thought of 8 seconds to 60 being thought of as fast is utterly ridiculous but it would seem from the reactions in that thread perhaps the comment is not as crazy as I initially thought?
Yes, I know 0-60 times are mostly meaningless but unfortunately they are just about the only universally comparable measure of acceleration available .
My gripe is that my first car, a mildly fettled 205 XS isn't miles away from the 8 second mark in it's spirit to 60 (8.4Sec was clocked with one of those G-Meter thingys). I certainly wouldn't dream of labelling something that wouldn't have pulled a noticeable lead on a spotty teenager in a 1.4l hatchback as a quick car, let alone something fast.
Then again, the last car that has made me think "This is fast" was a 621BHP Continental GT Supersports, so perhaps it's me who has the warped sense of speed?

Another question, should fast be considered on a sliding scale due to factors such as age? Again my thoughts as a "No". A car is either fast or it isn't. It could be "Quick for what it is", but to me that is completely different from a car being a quite simply "fast", and even then I wouldn't say that a near top of the range converitable with a 8sec 0-60 time was particularly "quick for what it is", but that's (seemingly) just me.
So, what is "Fast" to you? A Zero to sixty time within X amount of seconds? An impressive top speed? Absolutely relentless acceleration? Something that is just a little bit quicker than your average family car? Or do you subscribe to the "Screw all of this straight line willy waving, it's the corners and only the corners where it counts" mode of thought?