What is the greatest one-man goals reel vid?

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Been a while since we had a vids thread so I want to see the best that any individual player has to offer. My offering is something that I've posted a couple of times before in random threads but it really deserves to be seen by all football fans.

This, in my humble opinion, is the greatest collection of goals by one player ever committed to film. By a player who never even reached double figures in terms of international caps. It starts slowly, with a demonstration of how to take penalties in real matches, drilled into the side netting with unerring accuracy. "Big Wow." I hear you say. But stick with it. Stick with it through dubious video quality, imperfect editing, odd average goal, warts and all. Because in my entire life I have never seen as many good goals in one place from anyone else.

The irony is, many 'legends' have scored celebrated goals that are simply poor imitations of his goals. Cantona vs Sunderland? MLT vs MU is far superior. Gazza vs Scotland? Like a pub player in comparison to MLT vs Newcastle (Ronaldo's overhead backheel last night reminded me).

Many of these goals will be familiar to 90s football fans. But there a few lesser-known gems in there too. Take the one at 4:37 for example. Watch it a couple of times. A totally unexpected, nay ridiculous, nonchalant volley using spin to take it past the keeper. I mean seriously if you were the keeper you would be lying in the dirt thinking "WTF just happened there? :confused:". Then look at the reactions. The defenders and forward alike are just turning around in awe. And then there's Matt - the only thing in the world more nonchalant than the finish is his celebration, he almost looks embarrassed at being so good.


Ok, rollup folks, and you better bring your A-games. Messi, Ronaldos, Neymar, Zidane, Bergkamp et al - I'm looking at you. Bring it on.
 
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FA Cup goal was vs Sunderland, Jan 1997 iirc. Also my favourite Bergkamp goal because he completely takes two defenders out the game with a drag back and then somehow manages to shape his body to curl it in the top right hand corner with his right foot despite the fact that the ball is left of his centre of balance and he's on the left side of the goal...

Peter Reid said:
I started applauding until I realised I was the Sunderland manager.

edit: Hagi vid is good, but MLT shades it for me due to variety of goals (more dribbles etc)
 
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I think the one thing that maybe holds Bergkamp back in terms of reputation as a forward (and bear in mind around 1997-8 I considered him possibly the best player in the world) is his goalscoring record. In 13 seasons after leaving Ajax, only once did he manage to score more than a dozen league goals in a season, and bear in mind he made over 20 league appearances in all 13 of those seasons. Obviously his game was about much more than goalscoring, but take the dutch league out the equation and he scored fewer than 100 league goals in his entire career which is a return few could get away with.
 
Interestingly MLT has gone on record as stating he wasn't the highest paid player at Southampton either. I suppose if you have no intention of leaving there isn't such a need to offer silly money to keep hold of you.

I was convinced he'd end up at Blackburn in the mid-90s with his old teammates Shearer and Flowers, but it never happened. Rumour has it if he'd gone anywhere it would have been to Spurs or Chelsea.

As for managers I was watching CL highlights show on Sky a few years back and Souness was on the panel, they were discussing Totti (one club legend) and the conversation turned to MLT, he said in terms of raw ability he was the most talented player he'd ever worked with, and this is from a guy who worked with the likes of Dalglish, Shearer etc.
 
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