What is your origin story?

[Theophany]

In entertainment, an origin story is an account or backstory revealing how a character or group of people become a protagonist or antagonist, and it adds to the overall interest and complexity of a narrative, often giving reasons for their intentions.

I think everybody who posts on these forums is a bit of a superhero or supervillain in their own right. Regardless as to whether you're the guy helping people chase down their GPU issues in the hardware forums or you're that **** who turns up on a Friday to... nevermind.

Anyway, your forums username is your Superhero or Supervillain identity. Maybe it alludes to your superpower or your weakness, maybe it is a hint to your hidden backstory? What is your origin story? Hell, for a bit of fun, pick somebody else on the forums and do it for them!

@Raymond Lin has the superpower of seeing everything with an incredibly blurry depth of field filter through his superhuman eyes.

 

[The_Abyss]

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

 

[Hades]

My username says it all.

 

[RxR]

My username says it all.

So does the OP's. He wants to be taught the god-man songs to improve the efficiency, fortune and tonal range of his social devotions. The thread is his kyrie elison. Who can respond to his sweet calling?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

So does the OP's. He wants to be taught the god-man songs to improve the efficiency, fortune and tonal range of his social devotions. The thread is his kyrie elison. Who can respond to his sweet calling?

I always assumed it was an allusion to his penchant for topiary arson.

 

[Maccy]

Theophany was the by-product of a battletoad

 

[iamdjdz]

I had a pain resetting my password and had to contact EA support... Oh wait, wrong Origin

 

[NVP]

I was the sub always left on the bench

 

[RxR]

I was the snow that falls in June
The sun that goes round the moon:

The last and fastest legs of the relay.

 

[Theophany]

I was the snow that falls in June
The sun that goes round the moon:

The last and fastest legs of the relay.

My buttocks ache for more

 

[peterwalkley]

I suspect I'm a red shirt.

 

[Tee Hee Johnson]

*yawn*

 

[Mr Badger]

I had a pain resetting my password and had to contact EA support... Oh wait, wrong Origin

I would watch this movie.

 

[ThundyCat]

I was the lad on the school playground who always had to go in goal for footy as I was so fat.

 

[Gray2233]

Can I pretend I traveled back from the year 2233, and didn't just face-plant the number keys after typing in half of my name?

 

[foster grant]

I've had Origin ever since I downloaded BF3

 

[Martynt74]

I was the lad on the school playground who always had to go in goal for footy as I was so fat.

Snap!

Although I ended up fairly decent at it and actually enjoy it now!

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I'm 62 this month and I'm still as hot with the ladies as I ever was.

 

[jsmoke]

@Theophany when and why did you come back where you not away for years, what happened?

 

[Theophany]

@Theophany when and why did you come back where you not away for years, what happened?

I was convicted of a string of fraud offences and only recently completed my sentence.