what its about slightly less than two pints?

Kosmiche · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:09

After I have drunk slightly less than two pints of beer I feel wonderful and not anxiety ridden as usual whatsoever.

Can I bottle up this feeling? Possibly somehow?

Mynight · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:12

That feeling is already bottled up in various percentages.

Also I'd suggest speaking to a doctor if anxiety is a normal thing for you.

Freakbro · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:12

Yep, they already bottled it....its called alcohol

bayo000 · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:14

1 liter is bit less. Buy yourself two 500ml bottles and you're sorted

Ayahuasca · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:16

Probably joking but don't treat anxiety with alcohol, downwards spiral.

Squark · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:44

This is why.

NvidiaDan · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:49

I think this too sometimes, if I could live my life feeling the same way I do after 1-2 pints my life would be much better!

bloodiedathame · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:49

Just don't finish pint two, go straight to pint three.

Dis86 · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:52

Drunk after less than two pints? Poor effort son.

Battery! · 23 Feb 2016 at 20:54

bloodiedathame said:
Just don't finish pint two, go straight to pint three.

This is some quality advice right here.

Kosmiche · 23 Feb 2016 at 21:04

yes i wa actually inspired by that comedy sketch video and thought ooollalalal ill make a thread not mentioning it yes

Kuros · 24 Feb 2016 at 09:03

I prefer a alcoholic lager beer, myself... 10%, blimey that's quite a lot.

Cosimo · 24 Feb 2016 at 09:08

Alcohol won't fix your feelings or problems.

[FnG]magnolia · 24 Feb 2016 at 09:13

Life hack: get into meth as a recreational 'fix me up' and then one day when you're face down in a male prostitute's boudoir singing the chorus line to some obscure 80's disco anthem, think back and wonder why you couldnt have just stopped at 'slightly less than 2 pints', oh no not you, it had to be two pints or more didn't it, and then THIS happened.

Happy now? :mad:

Thekwango · 24 Feb 2016 at 09:26

Ayahuasca said:
Probably joking but don't treat anxiety with alcohol, downwards spiral.

have to agree. it will not have a long term positive effect!

moon man · 24 Feb 2016 at 10:15

i get this after 3/4 of a bottle of wine , to me its like my mind expands ,thoughts start flowing so much more and everything is more interesting , my youtube playlist is 10 times better and my outlook is much more positive.
probably a seratonin kick

Nutella33 · 24 Feb 2016 at 10:17

To answer your OP. Two American pints.

Sliver · 24 Feb 2016 at 10:27

1 litre is slightly less than two pints. Why can't everyone use the metric system? I want my alcohol intake decimalised and approved by the EU.

1 Appletini should equal 1 unit of drunken goodness. 3 or more Appletinis should lead to a conjugal embrace. Then a cigarette and some pillow talk.

Tom0 · 24 Feb 2016 at 10:29

Sliver said:
1 Appletini should equal 1 unit of drunken goodness. 3 or more Appletinis should lead to a conjugal embrace. Then a cigarette and some pillow talk.

Thanks for the info there, Charlotte.

linktoinsanity · 24 Feb 2016 at 10:29

Cosimo said:
Alcohol won't fix your feelings or problems.

Nope, but it can temporarily alleviate them, a little.