What size turkey?

[Brian The Snail]

But it's like the wine guy who recommends half a bottle per person at a dinner party, never works like that.

I went to that f##kers party. It was rubbish.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

We had a 5.6kg turkey crown for Xmas Day for 8 adults and 2 children, didn't even get through half of it between us! Theres still some in the fridge actually which i'm going to chuck into a thai red curry later!