What the hell are these markings?

[233]

Queen wasps

 

[dave28]

My guess would be that those tracks started smaller but melted enough to make them impossible to ID properly

 

[m@rty]

one legged cat

 

[Uther]

Sensible answer? Aliens. They'll be back later to probe you.

 

[DJMK4]

My shlong

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

Footsteps.
Quite close together so cat/fox.
It avoided walking on pebbles where possible.

Those are big footsteps, more like elephant size.

 

[cheesyboy]

Probably a cat, going back and forth a few times.

Or a tiny-footed peeping tom sneaking a peak into your windows

 

[Gixer]

Fox or cat I reckon.

 

[Kenai]

Those are big footsteps, more like elephant size.

An elephants foot is something like half a meter in diameter, those spots look nowhere near that big

 

[Sinbad2000]

Cat. https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cats-direct-registering/

Side note - cat is not trespassing. Your property is trespassing on the cat's territory. Anyone who knows anything about cats knows this.

 

[Epburpee]

These marks are from the tears of Ed Sheeran falling from heaven, a sign of challenging times in the season to come.

 

[Rimsy]

Cat. https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cats-direct-registering/

Side note - cat is not trespassing. Your property is trespassing on the cat's territory. Anyone who knows anything about cats knows this.

Yeah that law isn't long for this earth thankfully

 

[Zefan]

Shayper. I'd recognise his cheeky footprints anywhere. He won't show up on your cameras, don't ask why.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

Cat. https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cats-direct-registering/

Side note - cat is not trespassing. Your property is trespassing on the cat's territory. Anyone who knows anything about cats knows this.

Say hello to next doors cat Luna who took over our home last year and now she thinks she lives here

 

[dirtychinchilla]

Nice pussy

 

[Malevolence]

Devil's Footprints - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hades]

It's very rare in this type of weather but I believe them to be the footprints of a Royal Mail postie.

 

[Sinbad2000]

Yeah that law isn't long for this earth thankfully

What law?

 

[Nabinium]

It's very rare in this type of weather but I believe them to be the footprints of a Royal Mail postie.

And they were definitely wearing shorts.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Say hello to next doors cat Luna who took over our home last year and now she thinks she lives here

Those eyes.

They burn through your soul.