what to do with bangers!

slothmeister · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:47

hi guys, my mate's just laid his hands on a load of 6" long french bangers and the child in me is trying to think of things to do with them, what household objects can i make or blow up!

nothing too stupid, my housemate has suggest bottles with petrol in! sod that!

paradigm · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:48

Watch Home Alone, get some ideas

PurpleDinosaur · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:49

slothmeister said:
hi guys, my mate's just laid his hands on a load of 6" bangers and the child in me is trying to think of things to do with them, what household objects can i make or blow up!

nothing too stupid, my housemate has suggest bottles with petrol in! sod that!

Take core out of apple/tomato/similarly juicy fruit, light and throw.

Glaucus · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:50

Turn a plant pot upside down, light banger and place pot over it, run.

aftershxck · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:51

Get a small tub with a push on lid (metal). Light banger, put it in, close lid.

Let it blow the tub lid off and watch the smoke escape and pretend its from a movie scene

KNiVES · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:52

Tape a ton of used up bog rolls together, light a firework and arm the bog roll quickly - makeshift rocket launcher. I used to do this all the time until I got my best friend in the face.

paradigm · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:54

KNiVES said:
Tape a ton of used up bog rolls together, light a firework and arm the bog roll quickly - makeshift rocket launcher. I used to do this all the time until I got my best friend in the face.

I assume you mean toilet roll tube, and not "solied bog roll"

Phog · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:54

I was thinking sausage sarnies

KNiVES · 11 Nov 2007 at 14:55

paradigm said:
I assume you mean toilet roll tube, and not "solied bog roll"

That's what I meant ! Soggy poop stained toilet tissue isn't going to hold together very well. Plus I'd imagine it would be fairly smelly.

MikeHunt79 · 11 Nov 2007 at 15:01

Phog said:
I was thinking sausage sarnies

I was thinking of norks.

Glaucus · 11 Nov 2007 at 15:17

KNiVES said:
Tape a ton of used up bog rolls together, light a firework and arm the bog roll quickly - makeshift rocket launcher. I used to do this all the time until I got my best friend in the face.

that wont work for bangers, it'll just blow the tube to bits, probably injuring yourself.

Tk7 · 11 Nov 2007 at 15:21

Damn, I misread the thread title and though it said badgers...Was wondering how the hell someone ended up with some.

Made me think of...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm

Liverpool-Lad · 11 Nov 2007 at 15:29

AcidHell2 said:
that wont work for bangers, it'll just blow the tube to bits, probably injuring yourself.

I use to use a close fitting metal pipe and it acted as a good mortar.

azamc · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:28

do the alcohol idea!!

tomanders91 · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:29

place the banger into your rectal passage and light, then tense as hard as you can.

gambitt · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:47

tomanders91 said:
place the banger into your rectal passage and light, then tense as hard as you can.

winrar!

Tomsk · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:49

Find a chav. Insert. Light.

Dark_Injection · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:49

Get a tub of BB's, make a shole in the lid for the fuse to go in, and put the banger in it. Fill the tub bk up with BB's light it and run.

Makes a nice mess

!

Try and use metal BB's aswell, they hurt more haha

Mephisto · 11 Nov 2007 at 16:50

Putting them inside milk bottles/beer bottles...etc is fun. Just make sure you run fast unless you want to be mutilated with shrapnel

Mobius 1 · 11 Nov 2007 at 17:03

a large bucket of clear water is great. its like watching a depth charge explode. i love doing bangers that way, it looks so cool. they do work under water. well, the ones i had did.