What to write in a leaving card!

[rscosworth]

Guys,

A good friend in work is leaving today to join the police, ive got him a card but i have no idea what to write in it other than the usual "Good Luck" or "Sorry Your Leaving".

Does anyone have any funny suggestions? Without the use of oink oink, pigs, fuz or other police slang - not sure that would go down well.

Cheers

 

[KaHn]

**** off!

KaHn

 

[tisonlyme]

'We never liked you anyways...'

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Good Luck and Have a Good'n!"

 

[wannabedamned]

"I always knew you'd end up being led away by the Police"

 

[Pilky01]

"About ****ing time."

 

[Baplad]

"Good Luck In The Fuzz!"

"Watch Out For Grannys With Shotguns."

 

[Dinomania]

"Well done; you escaped!"

 

[Blackbadger]

Slip a 20 quid note in his hand with a knowing wink.

Think of it a as a get out of jail free card. As he's not yet a policeman I doubt it can be considered bribery

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Good Luck & Could you do me a favor and get me the black leather coat covered in blood from the evidence room?"

 

[pingwing]

"So when you you get a gun?"

 

[metamorphpwner]

"About ****ing time."

**** off!

'We never liked you anyways...'

"Good Luck and Have a Good'n!"

together we can write a good leaving card

 

[gillywibble]

**** or GTFO.

 

[platypus]

You're leaving. Bye.

 

[metamorphpwner]

Serious.
good luck in your future job and in life, hope we can keep in touch

or something like that

 

[Kerplunk]

"I never did like you"

Dont sign it though

 

[NeilF]

"Bye"

 

[~>Dg<~]

goodbye peter

 

[Kerplunk]

OR....


"Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, you have been the one, you have been the one"

 

[metamorphpwner]

OR....


"Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, you have been the one, you have been the one"

Lol, at least he'd leave with a smile on his face.