What to write on birthday card?

Buchanan0204 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:28

I'm sending a birthday card to my uncle. (Moonpig)

He lives in Blackpool. I'm in Scotland.

Looking for inspiration with words. I'm usually pretty good. What to say on the front card. I have four lines to fill.

Happy
Birthday
(His name)
(then I'm stuck on this line)

Anything snazzy, sharp, cool.

P.S. I may feel a little bad stealing someone elses one liners. I know your all a funny bunch... so let's see what you got!

ash_scotland88 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:30

You old git.

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:33

Happy Birthday!

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm so hot and horny, how about you?

love,
Buchana0204

AntiHeroUK · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:38

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

Just thought of it there now, honest

Buchanan0204 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:39

[FnG]magnolia;20701058 said:
Happy Birthday!

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm so hot and horny, how about you?

love,
Buchana0204

Haha. That's pretty good. He doesn't share our humour though! He would probably ignore me for 10 years.

Dave**** · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:40

Happy
Birthday
You old fart
Now stick this card right up your arse

Buchanan0204 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:40

AntiHeroUK said:
Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

Just thought of it there now, honest

He's not a Bruce Lee fan

bledd · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:41

Write the url to this thread, so he can laugh at your need to ask this question!

PermaBanned · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:41

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm **** at poetry
Get in the van

SuperTronNarwhal · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:42

Happy
Birthday
(His name)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAH
I KNOW YOU ONE YEAR OLDA DUUHH
BUT I GIVE YOU A CARD
NOT JUST 1 CARD
CARD THAT CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT
FROM WOMENZ TO CARS, TO BOATS TO NOTES, TO EVEN MY AUNT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAAAHHH

(you name) is Outta hear.

Pudney · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:43

Snoochie boochies

Daze · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:44

Happy Birthday Uncle Moonpig of Blackpool
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Can you pay me back?
The £20 i lent you...

Have a good day, love from Buchanan0204

Buchanan0204 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:45

DaZe said:
Happy Birthday Uncle Moonpig of Blackpool
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Can you pay me back?
The £20 i lent you...

Have a good day, love from Buchanan0204

Your winning so far!

Daze · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:46

Buchanan0204 said:
Your winning so far!

YES! What's the prize? hehe

Biohazard · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:47

DaZe said:
YES! What's the prize? hehe

A blank birthday card.

jp_bl_68 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:52

Every card I write looks like this:

<insert recipient's name>,

Happy <insert occasion>
Hope you have a great day!

<"lots of love", if the recipient is a family member or close female friend>
<insert your name>

Buchanan0204 · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:54

jp_bl_68 said:
Every card I write looks like this:

I was going to go down the. "have a great day" route. It's just a bit cliche and well **** aint it

He used to run a card shop with my aunty believe it or not. So I wanted something a bit unique and different. Something he's not seen before. Hence my need for moonpig and not clintons.

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:15

PermaBanned said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm **** at poetry
Get in the van

Ha!

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Wait, no they're not
Who even made this rhyme up they're violet jesus even the name tells you that.

love
Buchana0204

Reaper 392 · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:56

Rose are red
Violets are red
Oh my god!
The gardens on fire

^TANK^ · 2 Dec 2011 at 01:00

Happy Birthday, you're now a year closer to death?