What words / phrases don't you like?

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A Friday night subjective thread! Everyone will have different answers, so what are yours?

Right at the top of my list is, 'social media'. It was "social networking (Facebook, Friends Reunited etc) but that got changed to "social media" in the early 2010s, and *boom*, everything online is now social media. YouTube (2004), World of Warcraft (2004), forums (pre-WWW to present), instant messengers (pre-WWW to present) are apparently classed as such. Really? It's the bloody internet!

- 'climate change' - has become a press bingo word, where us kids were taught it as global warming. The greenhouse effect. The ozone layer, CFCs, smoking etc. Global warming.

- 'cost of living crisis' - I kinda understand this one, but it's still essentially a financial crisis, which we get in most decades. The press liked calling the 2008 financial crash the 'credit crunch' (at the time).

- 'online gaming' - when it refers to online gambling. Word-swapping gambling to gaming implies that it is a an innocent pastime. Granted I do online gambling myself, but I prefer to call it what it really is and admit that I do gamble.

- 'gentlemen's club' - is another word-swap where really it's a strip joint. Again it down-plays what it is.

- 'stay home' - old news is old, but it's stay AT home. Lazy writing! I'll accept stay @ home though if you want to be internet-cool, "down with the kids", late 90s style :p

- 'deep fake' - is the press' favourite term for what is basically a "Photoshop", by Photoshopping someone's head into a video or picture.

- 'AI' - similar to deepfake images, except that everything in the press is now apparently AI.

- 'meme' - is such an over-used term. Memes were small internet inside-jokes that later went viral and had a lasting effect. There would be a few memorable ones each year. Then maybe around 2015 onwards, 'memes' only last for a day then punters move onto the next, to the point that the whole idea of a meme loses all meaning because they're forgotten.

This last one is controversial, in that I find the gender terms rather pushy and political. Like unisex (e.g. toilets / items of clothing etc) is now gender neutral, and addressing someone by a he, she or they is called pronouns (instead of an address). HR departments are going to love this because of staff inadvertently miss-gendering someone because that someone didn't put their address he/she/they in their email signature. Stepping on eggshells.
 
@SourChipmunk - I hear you on "Hack", and also in another usage of that word: "My account has been hacked!" Normally refers to a forum or Facebook/deviantART (etc) account that has been hacked. Again, a buzz / bingo word that the press uses. In fact, it's not someone with computer skills coding for vulnerabilities in a website, but instead it's a imposter post or a phishing (again imposter) email that coax the user into giving out their credentials. So it's not really called hacking, but instead, it's called social engineering.

LOL @new boy - Queen Pawn's Opening, 1. d4 :p
 
Any programme with "Celebrity" in it, and "influencer"

This. With bells on it!

"My bad"

It tenses my teets:eek:

I'm guilty of this, but yes it irks me too.

Who refers to world of warcraft as social media? Nobody.

Believe it or not, I saw it on a Wikipedia article and remembered. Not that Wiki is 100% accurate though.

'Reach out' :rolleyes:
Why not say contact, speak with, email, discuss with?

This too. Corporate bull**** bingo :D
 
Pre-prepared....!!

It's like pre-heat the oven to 200C in cooking instructions. Just say - heat the oven to 200C, then bung yer shizz in :-)

ATM machine.

Agreed on 2 points here. AT-machine-machine (like PI-number-number), and also the term ATM itself. I prefer cash point as that's what I've always knew them as before the Americanism started making its way over the pond.

"sick" (i.e. that's amazing/great)

I don't mind that actually. I still use "wickiiiiiiiiiiiid!" from the early 90s.

Emails that start with 'I'm reaching out'

I despise emails that start with "I hope this email finds you well." It boils my ****.

People talking about WiFi when they actually mean the internet connection.

Yeah, the same crowd that says I either have a PC (implying a desktop) or a laptop, when in fact both machines can be PCs, unless one of them is an Apple Mac :D

Red sauce - it’s ketchup.

People who pronounce broccoli as broc-o-lie. It’s broc-o-lee

+1 on ketchup and +1 on broc-o-lee.

The acronym "GOAT" which has inexplicably become cool in recent years. It's not only that idiots often hyperbolically/erroneously apply the term to concepts that are inherently subjective, but also that it's frequently used in the most nonsensical ways. "This bowl of Weetabix is goat, fam". Er, what?

I did look up GOAT and got the answer but I have already forgotten what it means! I know it's gaming-related, and the related term is POG which I later found out means play of the game. I still don't know what it really means, except I see POG (or POGGERS) in the streaming chat when something good happens in the game like a big win or score or a big hit rate.

Paedos need accommodation too, you know.

I recently heard paedos being referred to as "MAPs" which apparently mean minor-attracted persons. Like with online gaming (meaning online gambling) and gentlemen's club (meaning strip strip), MAP is trying to down-play what the person really is.

"Due to the fact that"

Because....

Agreed. I heard the phrase and used it a few times in the mid-90s, but it seems to be everywhere now.

Based.

What is it based on exactly?

Apparently it means the opposite of PC gone mad ("woke") but I don't know why they chose to use the word "based".

"Just stop oil" , I hear as "please punch me repeatedly in the face" whenever I do hear it.

"How dare you!"

:p
 
STOP SAYING THE WORD no one, IT ISN'T A WORD!

I honestly see this incorrect word used so much, especially on this forum.


"Hi Mekrel, fancy a few pints tonight?", "Sorry mate, can't make it tonight I have nomoney". It's no one, as in no one person. Arghhhh :mad:

I heard that the rapper Notorious B.I.G. recently released a single called Momoney Moproblems :p
 
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