what would you ask?

Modular · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:21

Immigration services, pass the test to enter the UK

Rodney you .......?

Andy Murray if he wins?........

Jammy dodgers: sweet biscuit> tax evader?

add more if you wish

StriderX · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:22

What?

Clown · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:23

What?

J1234 · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:24

potato

G-MAN2004 · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:24

Intredasting.

Alpherah · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:29

There's a riot going on, what do you do?
a) Loot a TV, b) Loot a value bag of rice.

pingwing · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:31

Racist @_@

arknor · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:32

rodney you plonker!
i dont know the rest

jammy doger old codger?
andy murrary is a tennis player? stupid questions either way

StriderX · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:32

Alpherah said:
There's a riot going on, what do you do?
a) Loot a TV, b) Loot a value bag of rice.

c)Loot the tv, turn it on, watch someone loot bag of rice and complain about the state of the nation.

SideWinder · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:37

Plonker. Wimbledon.

Efour · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:37

Modular said:
Immigration services, pass the test to enter the UK

Rodney you .......?

Andy Murray if he wins?........

Jammy dodgers: sweet biscuit> tax evader?

add more if you wish

Do you think you would pass? Passed recently ?

HamZilla · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:42

OP is a genius. Upon being bombarded with such nonsensical questioning the immigrant will about turn and on the return flight/ferry before you can say Laaverly Jubbly!

Skillmister · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:50

I guess i'd better leave the uk

TurnipHead · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:51

Carrot is the answer to both questions.

ng93 · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:54

Modular said:
Andy Murray if he wins?........

Suppose i'd better be leaving then...

wildman · 14 Oct 2011 at 20:57

Modular said:
Immigration services, pass the test to enter the UK

Andy Murray if he wins?........

add more if you wish

Andy Murray, he's a Scot on the wrong side of Hadrians Wall, we built that wall for a reason, send him back now !!!!

Thorper · 14 Oct 2011 at 21:01

ng93 said:
Suppose i'd better be leaving then...

Andy Murray is always referred to as British if he wins...but if he loses the papers say he's Scottish.

Pretty sure that's what he's trying to say

placeholder · 14 Oct 2011 at 21:04

Modular said:
Immigration services, pass the test to enter the UK

Rodney you .......?

Andy Murray if he wins?........

Jammy dodgers: sweet biscuit> tax evader?

add more if you wish

1) Plonker
2) Still not accepted by people who didnt get the World Cup joke
3) Always biscuits, and less controversial than Toffee Dodgers.

Can I stay?

DiscoDave · 14 Oct 2011 at 21:13

Pancake

wildman · 14 Oct 2011 at 21:18

DiscoDave said:
Pancake

eggface if they fail ?