What would you do if..

Surfer · 19 Oct 2008 at 16:31

an Event happened (just saw The Happening

)

One of those critical human species killer events. Are you prepared for it?

i got candles, a few tins of soup and my hardcopy of the Urban Survival Guide... anything else i should be stocking up on?

How do i find out where my local air-raid/underground nuclear bunker is?

apeZ · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:10

Have sex.

aayzof · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:11

im not prepared in the slightest. i'll wing it.

m0r94n · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:14

The Zombie Survival Guide contains everything you need.

Megahurtz400 · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:14

Go on the biggest rape spree this earth has ever seen.

Cosimo · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:15

Carry on regardless

int · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:15

Sit on my roof.

Goberpiles316 · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:16

Not sure but that movie was rubbish.

Bunka · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:16

Go and hide with the girlfriend somewhere. Build a tree house in the middle of some woods and sit up there with a shotgun.

Vonhelmet · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:18

I'm putting everything I've got into canned food and shotguns.

Nix · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:20

vonhelmet said:
I'm putting everything I've got into canned food and shotguns.

I've put everything I've got into canned shotguns.

Raikiri · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:20

Bunka said:
Go and hide with the girlfriend somewhere. Build a tree house in the middle of some woods and sit up there with a shotgun.

I assume you haven't seen the Happening, that's pretty much the worst possible thing you could do

Atrox Moris · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:22

For comfort I'd probably stock up on tinned food and means of lighting a fire. Matches, lighters, accelerents.

Azagoth · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:23

Go raping and pillaging of course!

Aman · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:25

I have a crowbar

Snakedoctor · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:26

I have had survival training. It's been a while since I have used it but I am feel sure I would remember what's needed.

Nitefly · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:28

Azagoth said:
Go raping and pillaging of course!

I have always said that Pirates would return one day on the happening of an event. Thank you.

Tunney · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:30

If Hollywood is to be believed, I'll finally bond with the son who resented me for leaving his mother and for being such a waster.

Andrew1978 · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:32

I'd be the guy who went outside alone in the woods to see what was going on and die a horrible death.

brb

Deleted User 234324 · 19 Oct 2008 at 17:34

im sorry but "the happening" just aint happening, i thought the film was a joke

shame cos his previous stuff was great.