What would you do?

[Sawell]

No, I get sea-sick easily. I hate ships.

But really, grow up. A love bite? OH TEH NOES!

You're very bitter aren't you!

 

[unKn0wn]

Tell him.
Then feed him copious amounts of alcohol when she breaks his heart.

Thought Malc30 has a great idea.

 

[shifty_uk]

OT: Sawell, I can't stop looking at your sig.

 

[tisonlyme]

But really, grow up. A love bite? OH TEH NOES!

It would bother me, it appears to bother Sawell and I imagine it would bother a hell of a lot of other people if the person they're with gets a suspicious lovebite.

 

[Van Hellseek]

You're very bitter aren't you!

Very emo aren't you!

 

[Sawell]

OT: Sawell, I can't stop looking at your sig.

It's like internet hypnotoad!

 

[Greenlizard0]

Do people still give each other live bites?

 

[Kristoph]

What's wrong seek? You can let your bestest friend ocuk know..

 

[Sawell]

Very emo aren't you!

Open up, big guy. We're here for you.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Stir it up.

Film yourself smashing her pasty, then send him the link.

Excuse yourself in the name of friendship but shouting "I'm doing it for you xxxxx" mid-smash.


xxxxx - name of friend.

 

[Kristoph]

No, I get sea-sick easily. I hate ships.

But really, grow up. A love bite? OH TEH NOES!

Haha, I see what you did, you made relationship, into the word ship, and made something funny, lol, you're cool - I like you.

Also if you don't have a problem with another guy kissing (or sucking as it seems) your girlfriends neck, you obviously don't have a pair and would sit there spinelessly? Or am I reading your post wrong?

 

[Van Hellseek]

Open up, big guy. We're here for you.

You're being overly sensitive about things which don't matter if they are really in love, and if they're not then so what - there are plenty other fish in the sea, so let him have some fun in the meantime.

If you knew she was cheating, yes tell him.

But smoking behind his back? Really. Get a grip.

 

[knip]

Do people still give each other live bites?

Ive never had one of them

 

[Kristoph]

You're being overly sensitive about things which don't matter if they are really in love

 

[wildman]

Stir it up.

Film yourself smashing her pasty, then send him the link.

Excuse yourself in the name of friendship but shouting "I'm doing it for you xxxxx" mid-smash.


xxxxx - name of friend.

then film yourself smashing her mums pasty and send her the link, just to let them both know you mean business

 

[Sawell]

You're being overly sensitive about things which don't matter if they are really in love, and if they're not then so what - there are plenty other fish in the sea, so let him have some fun in the meantime.

If you knew she was cheating, yes tell him.

But smoking behind his back? Really. Get a grip.

I don't know how to explain it to you

It's not the lies, it's the fact they're told. Imagine being told all your life that you're going to a place called heaven with flowers and rainbows, then getting there at the end after all that hard work you've put into working for it only to realise that actually you're just a rotting corpse in a cemetary being skull ****ed by a maggot.

 

[unKn0wn]

Wait, What???

I not going to heaven?

 

[Van Hellseek]

*snip*

The fact that you're resorting to insults just furthers my belief that you're being overly sensitive. Grow a set.

 

[4T5]

Also, he's taken hos before bros to a whole new level. I suspect even if I did tell him, without evidence and harsh conviction he'd want to believe her more and then she'd probably turn him against us and then blah blah blah, see where I'm going with this?

Then he is not the kind of mate I'd want that close to me. Loyalty to me comes before Anything.

 

[Sawell]

Then he is not the kind of mate I'd want that close to me. Loyalty to me comes before Anything.

In his defence, I can't give him sex on tap. I'd like to, but I just don't really have the vagina for it.