What would you have on your gravestone?

[Deadbeat]

That is, in an ideal (i.e. funny) world. Something along the lines of "Looking down on you from heaven like I looked down on you in life" (thank you, happiness & cyanide app), or "Died as he was born - kicking, screaming, naked & covered in somebody else's blood". Suggestions?

 

[Spit]

In extremely small writing so they have to get close to read it I would have "oi, your treading on my balls!!".

 

[Vonhelmet]

Died tragically rescuing his family from the remains of a destroyed sinking battleship

 

[PapaLazaru]

"He came, he saw, and he has ******* conquered".

*Blatantly plagiarised from a mix tape from Fantazia Summertime 1992*

 

[tibbsey]

"Told you I could eat the whole thing."

or

"Yup... definitely allergic to peanuts."

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"I did sign the will didnt i?"

 

[Kenai]

Dead. Deal with it.

 

[ThorpedoUK]

"Blonde? Female? Hot? get your shovel and lets make whale music together"

 

[Castiel]

My God......It's full of Stars.

 

[Narj]

One less miserable **** on the planet.

 

[Deadbeat]

Buried Alive

 

[cm1179]

i've got no pants on

 

[Lightnix]

'Please check for knocking sounds every day, thank you'

 

[GingerNinja1989]

"Oh bother"

or

"So that's what that button does!"

 

[Jimmyboyo]

Meh

 

[pieplough]

"He won't do that again"

 

[Redz]

I told you I was ill.

 

[PardonTheWait]

x_x

 

[Tummy]

Respawn in 5,4,3,2,1...

****.

 

[Raptor]

Bugger