What's the closest thing you have to a superpower?

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Bored. This means GD must endure my inane bolocks, so here we go.

As title - what is it?

For me, I am a walking spirit level. I can hang anything on any wall without using a level, and it'll be perfect. I also notice wonky things everywhere and it drives me nuts, the worst being the last post office I had to go to. I spent many hours standing in that queue looking at the absolute skew horrors everywhere, it was enough to drive any man nuts.

Anyway, enough about me. What's your superpower?

 

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I bet my spirit level would say otherwise

You wanna have a level-off? Fite me bro 1v1 irl

 

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I'm a carpenter. I'd back down while you still can. I too can see anything that is out of level but try as I might the bubble always wins, even if it's the thickness of a pencil line

I spent four years as an apprentice HVAC installer which meant I hung up more radiators than pretty much anyone else in the trade. I then became a ceiling and partition fitter for three years.

Your turn

 

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I can shoot long, white, stringy stuff out of my...

 

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I generally have a very good sense sense of the passage of time, so if someone asks what the time is I will guess before checking.

Ah, forgot about this one. I tend to look at the clock at exactly 13:37 at least 5 days a week. It's weird as hell, drives my wife nuts

 

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Wasting lots of money on buying stuff I really no need

Don't think anyone can trump @mrk for that accolade though

 

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Have you never checked the shelf life of your monies?? Gotta use them while they're still ripe.

Jokes aside, you best explain this accusation else the paddle gets brought out, again

I mean, you've got @Raymond Lin to beat but you're not doing too badly

yes, this is a challenge

 

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I can stay very, very still for extended periods. During videoconferencing, people quite often assume my camera is frozen if I'm not talking.

If I'm up the end of the garden having a midnight smoke, I'll freeze up for a bit and I can hear the mice/ assorted rodents start moving about after a few minutes as they don't know I'm there.