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I can't understand the article

The headline says he smeared faeces on her face, but the content says he rubbed a paper bag which contained dog poo in her face so technically he rubbed a paper bag in her face and not faeces unless the bag broke, but it doesn't state this important fact
 
It also says it was some sort of “impulsive reaction” but he must have planned it unless he carries dog **** around with him all the time. :D
 
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This reminds me of a guy at school who used to scoop the most convenient dog turd into a white paper ‘10p mixup’ bag. He would then go around the school offering a sweet to everyone.

Anyway, that’s all I have to add. As you were.
 
The headline says he smeared faeces on her face, but the content says he rubbed a paper bag which contained dog poo in her face so technically he rubbed a paper bag in her face and not faeces unless the bag broke, but it doesn't state this important fact

The original source says "Er zog eine Papiertüte mit Tierkot hervor und traktierte das Gesicht unserer Tanzkritikerin mit dem Inhalt" which means "He pulled out a paper bag with animal faeces and smacked the face of our dance critic with the contents", I think the "with the contents" is pretty clear. I guess he held onto the bag so he wasn't covered with poop himself.

Unsurprisingly, the Police are now investigating.
 
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